Oh! You Want 50 Simpathetic Villains? Fuck It! I'll Give You 60!

I could never thank the Fnaf movie enough for bringing the Fnaf era back to this world, cause this generation could really use some of that. For real, what have been popular with the Alpha generation lately? Skibidi Toilet? They need some culture

I've been watching The Owl House for like, the 100 time and i just realize one thing

Raine got like, the WORST hairstyles ever!

Let me explain, the first time we see Raine their hair looks like this:

And i absolutly hate that hair. They look bald!

Why they look bald? Dude's been literally losing hair over these years and we don't talk about it enough! I wouldn't be surprise if on the series finally they just lost all their remaining hair

Wich is especially disapointing cause their hair used to look like this:

They used to look so good! It looks hot! And this earing is just....chef kiss!

Now i ask, how you go from this! To this:

That's like, envolving but backwards

And then we got kid Raine that just...

Is the gayest hairstyle i ever see in my life

You cannot look at that kid and just go like: "yup! That's a perfectly straight kid right there!"

The only people that use this kind of hairstyles are gays, nerds and gay nerds

That mf is gay and nobody can tell me otherwise, and them we have the Dana Terrance Raine hairstyle and:

THIS! Is the epitomy of a good looking lad!

10/10 style right there, and i loved the red glasses

They been envolving from a bad hair to good, and then the dude just got BALD! And i hate that, that's probably wouldn't matter this much if we haven't see Raine old hairstyles but we saw and they look way better than whatever that remaining hair on their scalp should be

Raine possibly suffered the biggest hair glow down on the history of cartoons and i think we don't talk about this enough

So, i just recently find out that there's an Sukuna x Cinderella ship running on Tik Tok for some reason?

Aparently that's a thing because the anime ended on a bad note and that was the way the fans tried to cope? And not only that, but ALL the JJK characters got a princess pair. The most popular i guess ia Nanami and Tiana but there's also Gojo x Elsa, and Itadori x Rapunzel which is...adorable ngl. I know that for some people that might be weird but i personally really enjoy those random crackships like Mordecai x Twilight or the infinite Sans ships with himself

Also just the idea that that's how the fandom tried to cope after a tragic ending just makes everything more cute. Their way to deal with it was making the characters have very happy relationships with Disney princesses, that's wholesome

And the fact they made Cinderella fall in love with Sukuna is just...so funny! Like, she's a characters known for her kindness while Sukuna is a literally demon, that have some fanfic potencial. Of course, in realistic terms they could never work, but c'mon that wouldn't be the first time a fandom ignores canon for the sake of ships

So yeah, is a funny meme, have some very good animatics on Tik Tok and i wish this gets more famous in other plataforms cause that's just amazing

Just a friedly reminder that Katakuri and Huggy Wuggy are about the same height

Glamrock Freddy is possessed by Crying Child (Theory)

Ok so, i've been seeing a lot of theories about Glamrock Freddy lately, some where they say he's possessed by Michael and some where he's possessed by Henry, but what if he's not possessed by none of them?

Just listen to me, Freddy doesn't seem to have much of the characteristics of either of them, in one of Fnaf's (Survival Guide) books Michael seems to be a bit bitter and sarcastic, which doesn't sound like anything like Freddy who is sweet and friendly. He shasres more similarity with Henry, since he has a great paternal instinct with Gregory and you can see that Henry loved his daughter Charlie a lot (even though he was quite irresponsible in leaving her alone in the pizzeria) but I don't think it can be Henry either because if it were Henry he would probably recognize Burntrap or the Fnaf 6 pizzeria, but the only things Freddy says is that he has been there before, and that she has brought him there before (the monologue is very long so I will not repeat every word).

Freddy says that his friends are down there, that they are very angry and that he has changed a lot over time. This monologue doesn't make sense if Freddy is possessed by Henry or Michael, as he doesn't refer to William at all, which is something I'd imagine Henry or Michael would had mentioned (like "i've been here before, i worked in here" or something like that)

But then, who would be possessing Glamrock Freddy?

Well, there's only one character that ended up popping into my head with this question: the crying child from Fnaf 4

You can see in Fnaf 4 that the crying child has a great affinity with Freddy (specifically with Fredbear) and during the minigames he also meets some children who could be the missing children who had been killed by Afton (.Possibly friends of his) other than one of the stuffed Fredbear's words before the boy passed away is "you're broken, I'll put you back together".

One theory I saw is that William would be saying this, but I actually think that would be one a spirit of some sort speaking to the crying boy. Maybe a spirit was possessing Fredbear's plushie or would William have put a remnant into the bear during his experiments, or the plushie don't talk at all and is a representation of William! Who knows? All we know, is that there's something wrong with Fredbear's plushie, se just don't know what is. And if we take the theory that Golden Freddy was possessed by both Cassidy and the crying child. Perhaps his spirit was tired of Cassidy's control and decided to stop William once for all, starting with Vanny and then Burntrap, he then possesed Glamrock Freddy and helped Gregory trough the night as some kind of redemption (no one was there for him, no one protected him from the animatronics, now he is going to protect someone in need from other animatronics) and in the end, he helps Gregory escapes and get rid of William Afton, hopefully once and for all.

Probably when he talks about someone bringing him in the pizzaria, he is talking about his mother bringing him to his birthday party, when he is talking about his friends, he is probably talking about the souls traping into the Blob (wich i believe are the children who gets killed in the Fnaf 2, cause we still didn't know if they got peace) and when he says "i am not me" is referring to him changing from a coward crying boy who blindly obeys Cassidy orders to a protector who can end all of this (probably also saying that he is not Golden Freddy anymore)

There are still others clues, like Glamrock Freddy saying that he wants to protect Gregory (possibly because Crying Child spirit wants Freddy to do this) and the fact that Crying Child appears without a head in the Afton family dinner table in the sewers, and guess who also lost his head in one of the endings? Glamrock Freddy!

Then in conclusion, Glamrock Freddy is possessed by Crying Child who wants him to protect Gregory and end all of this, Freddy don't know about that and is not like Crying Child can indeed control every Freddy's action, but can give him his memories and sensations, sorta like the OG animatronics work you know? But anyway that's just a theory (a GAME theory)

If you have other theories put in the comments

That's actually was just a joke about how there's plenty of more powerful people than Namor on the surface world and taking over the world wouldn't be as easy as he thinks, of course i notice the obvious imperialism metaphors of the character and of course the surface world are not "the good guys" but Namor isn't either, he literally was forcing a whole nation to go to war and when they didn't, he destroyed their home and killed a whole buch of people including their queen, so yeah i guess on a technical level the Avengers would have to do something cause otherwise Wakanda wouldn't last for much long

Namor was really giving a lot of credit on himself and his technology to swear revenge against the surface world, but the only good advantage he had was that he's basically Hermes and that fact that half the earth is made of water. But the only thing him and his people had going on, is some water bombs and some dope fighting skills, while the earth is literally being guarded by at least 50 heroes, that consists on literal gods, mages and people that can bend the universe at will.

Really, all it takes to win this war would be to Thor send an thunder on the sea and there it goes! Half his army is gone! We're eating fried shrimp on dinner!

BRO! Lucifer snake form have a little hat!

You know, I've been thinking a few things about Purple Guy in Fnaf. If you notice, we only see him in the minigames from the point of view of other animatronics (animatronics that have limited facial recognition) and you can see that he is always represented in purple (or even yellow on that car minigame) and we know from the books that he was once a security guard at one of Freddy Fazbear's pizzerias, more specifically the one from Fnaf 2 if I'm not mistaken. We can even see in one of his sprites what appears to be a badge

Which makes me think that at that moment Purple Guy was wearing the uniform of the pizzeria guards. Which apparently were purple. So I've been thinking, what if the animatronics attacked you for thinking you were Purple Guy? Again, we only saw Purple Guy from the point of view of the other animatronics (and Crying Child) then what if all the pizzeria guards wore purple uniforms similar to Purple Guy and the animatronics confused you with him. Because after all, the only thing the animatronics knew what to differentiate was the color of the uniform so they attacked you because they thought you were Purple Guy

I don't know, I just stopped to think about it and it turns out it might make a lot of sense. Or maybe I'm just going crazy

So! I again, was going to make a rant of the TBATF comic but i decided to make another compilation of panels i actually liked, cause im just really lazy

Anyway, heres Ringo being a man eating beast (also, Paul and Patrick being dumb)

Tord going trough a situation that i already expected he was going to go trough, karma really hits him like a truck on those panels, don't they?

And another panel with a silly little face of Tord, that time protecting one of his....whatever the hell is their relationship.

What a gentleman (not really)

And for last but not least!

This soldier having the time of his life (just look at him go)

Anyway, that was all the panels i actually enjoyed from that hot garbage of a comic, maybe there are others who are funny but who cares? Im gonna make that rant when i feel like it, i don't really know when, but i have a lot of thoughs on it

Anyway, heres a picture of my dog

I love how official Nintendo artwork always makes Mario looks as small and cute as possible, look at this chubby face!