Fangs-and-potions - Fangs And Potions

you’re telling me that Lucy has a girlfriend and 3 boyfriends but she’s still going to sleep alone? Without anyone to watch her?? Lucy there are so many draculas outside

Van Helsing has spent weeks dancing around Lucy and the Three Suitors and trying to make the proper precautions without coming out and saying IT’S A MONSTER and within 20 minutes Mina is presenting him with a neatly typed and formatted paper laying out every detail of there being a monster. No wonder he is overcome. He’s no longer the only one working on the group project.

my school librarys copy of dracula has bite marks on it???

🖤.

the new pool boy position just opened at the vampire mansion (previous employee disappeared under mysterious circumstances)

i just think that vampires

both. both is good

People obsessed with vampires are either queer or mentally ill

Peak meme usage me thinks