Less Than A Tenth Of A Second He Must Be So Pissed Off

oscar heard he was holding the record for most front row starts without a pole and said ☝️ please hold

Hurts so bad, I don't know what you want from me

You know I'm trying, you know I'm trying

And now we're hanging on by a heartbeat

You know I'm trying, I was always trying

Maybe if you let me be your lover

Maybe if you tried, then I would not bother

I've been hating everything, everything that could have been

Could have been my anything, now everything's embarrassing

preach it louder for the people in the back!!!!!

I realized this a long time ago, but I will never truly support a team. I support and cheer for drivers, the people individually, because teams and organizations so often do not truly reflect the morals and beliefs of their individuals. At some point, money and bureaucracy take over, and things become muddy. I support drivers, not teams, because…

because Fuck You McLaren for what Daniel went through in 2021 & 2022 and the way he was treated behind the scenes and in the camera view the and the blatant disregard for his mental and physical condition and health, but I love Oscar Piastri with all my heart and how you don’t let the fights on track bother you outside of it and understand that racing is racing and what someone says there is not how they think of your person beyond it.

because Fuck You McLaren for the way you do team orders and how you put so much pressure and strain on your driver’s relationships and I’m talking about Hungary 2024, but Lando Norris you speak so much about mental health and I’m so glad you do because you bring light to a major part of any sport that so many ignore and I thank you for championing it so much.

because Fuck You Red Bull for dropping so many drivers at the flip of a coin because they can’t compare to your other driver’s talents and how you also show such blatant favoritism it’s disgusting and for the way you dealt with Christian Horner, but Max Verstappen is an incredibly kind and intelligent person who was given a bad hand but will not let the cycle repeat, and Daniel Ricciardo is a man who deserves so much more than what he was given and he still smiles and loves this sport with so much it’s terrifying to watch, and how much they have given and gotten back and grow because of who they are.

because Fuck You Williams for treating your drivers so horribly and having such obvious favoritism that it is detrimental to your driver’s health and specifically Fuck You to James Vowels for your insane behavior, but Logan Sargeant you deserve more than you were even given and Alex Albon you were one of the best teammates Logan could have ever asked for, Logan you deserve the world, thank you for opening the door for us.

because Fuck You Mercedes for trying to change who your driver is to fit your image because Valtteri deserved so much more and the way he was sacrificed was disgusting, but Sir Lewis Hamilton you champion so many and give a voice and platform to so many, bring attention to movements that have lacked support and the respect a d compassion you have for your fellow drivers, and how you’ve learned from your past and not let that define your relationships going forward.

because Fuck You Haas for the way you treat your drivers and how you never support them properly and I’m talking about You Gunther Steiner and the hell you put Mick through, but Kevin you did everything just to make it back, working as a welder for a year in a factory to claw your way back, and Mick you are more than just your name you are also a genuinely kind soul who I wish was given more time in multiple ways, and I know it’s hard but you’re doing amazing even if people in the past said otherwise.

because Fuck You Ferrari for the way you bleed your drivers dry and give them nothing while pretending to give them everything and how you cut some off so quickly it’s disgusting, but Charles LeClerc you have a soul that is too old and there is too much pain and sorrow painting your life path already, but you drive for yourself and for others, and you give hope back to those who have wept at Ferrari’s doorstep for generations, and you love with your heart so openly that I cannot help but admire you.

because Fuck You Alpine for the way you have treated drivers and how you have screamed of loyalty while also giving them no reason to be loyal and making their time there more painful that what is worth, but Pierre I know you mourn every second for lives that have been lost and you would scream from the rooftops if you were given a chance and I would hand you a megaphone because you have a rightful reason to.

because Fuck You VCARB for how you also drop drivers but I know it’s because you are a Red Bull subsidiary and how you gloss over how your drivers can be treated and how you try to sensor their anger and emotions, but Yuki Tsunoda I will forever applaud your skill and dedication to your team and sport, and I know it can be so hard being so far away from home in a land so foreign but you have carved out a place for yourself and I know you’ll make your dream of having your own restaurant come true.

because specifically Fuck The FIA for the insanity you decide is right and wrong and for how you let money blind you so much that you decide someone campaigning human rights and safety is a political statement and needs to be shut down.

because I will support people, not the half baked prettily worded lies organizations will tell us.

Personally I think Australia should revoke Lando’s Visa for deny us an Oscar home race Pole to start the year :/

well said and needs to be seen by more ppl tbh

I just need to complain about this sorry if I am doing it here but Max’s fans are literally NOT being Max’s fans.

Dear allegedly “Max” fans, you are angry about your driver getting booed in front of a British crowd and a British media (that he criticised for an entire year, by the way, but that’s beyond the point) and now you are saying that FIA is amazing for having pointed out how unfair that is.

First of all, you were the same people that during the entire season firmly believed that the FIA was totally British biased because of Max’s penalty in Brazil (for context, in other races: Lando got an ancient penalty the race after, George’s win was taken away from him, Lewis got disqualified; but yes okay, British biased)

Second of all, you are agreeing with Jos for saying that Max won’t attend British events anymore due to the disrespect. Well, I have many things to say about this:

1. MAX IS A FUCKING ADULT, he is a step-dad and a soon to be dad, he doesn’t need his fucking father to talk in his place.

2. Max has said numerous times before that he doesn’t give a flying fuck about other people’s opinion. Why should you in his place when he is, again, A FUCKING ADULT

3. Okay, then, if you are literally so concerned about Max’s mental health, I guess you won’t call Lando a “baby” anymore for getting anxiety over death treats that YOU gave him for taking his comments completely out of context, and you won’t make fun anymore of George for doing what is in its rights as a driver and asking for the stewards to apply a penalty following the fucking rulebook

4. Max getting booed at the presentation (I honestly just saw it was directed to, you know, sexual assaulter on the loose Christian Horner but whatever) is suddenly very much important to the FIA. Okay then, where was the FIA when Max got all that backlash in Abu Dhabi 2021? Where was the FIA in all the Monza races from 2022 onwards (I am not even a Lestappen shipper but the only people who defended Max against the booing were just Charles in 2022 and Carlos in 2023 - I was there - JUST TO SAY)? Where was the FIA in Brazil and where was the FIA when Lando got booed in Zandvoort (since FIA is British biased then they should’ve defended him, no?)?

Be fucking for real and be fucking coherent

you see, what pisses me off about the entire thing, is how max fans are NOW concerned about the wellbeing of a driver. it didn't matter when they found the slightest, minute instance involving lando to microanalyse, misconstrue and then wield it against him. it didn't matter when george came out, said that he was literally being fucking threatened with assault, yet they did nothing but make max seem like the victim (so so ludicrous to me how someone could speak out but still be villainised-- i can't even imagine how george must've felt). it didn't matter when his fans attacked lewis after 2021. but a simple boo'ing kills them.

honestly, if that of all things, in all its justifiable glory, is what causes max, a grown man, to be absent in british events then lol, so fucking be it good riddance. not him reaping what he sowed after being disrespectful to the representing athletes of a nation, and then getting upset when said nation isn't okay with it 💀 say, what a shocker

it's so funny to me how the fia is backing this man up, making him look a whole lot stupid and then some for claiming that he had the 'wrong passport' in regards to the so-called bias, over something that, really, mildly inconvenienced him. look, it's time max saw the gravity of the repercussions. yes you've got 4 championships (i could be petty and say 3 tbh), but it doesn't warrant this other-worldly god complex. lewis isn't even on this level of egotistical and he has nearly double max has.

one thing i do love about this situation is how most of the f1 fandom is actually handing it to max. i saw, in a comment section, people telling him to be a 'man' and get over it, which is insaaaanely satisfying for me as a lando fan, because God truly knows how much 'lando's a baby' 'lando is mentally weak' i had to endure post-brazil alone, let alone for the latter part of the season.

hopefully now he's seeing that, contrary to his [probably] self-absorbed belief, the british don't rate him as much as he thought.

His ability to rephrase "the pit wall are fucking idiots" into professional speech is absolutely impressive

(Im supposed to be studying 😭)

Ithaca saga completely changed my brain chemistry.

something about galex gifting landoscar padel lessons hmmmmmmmmmmm

writers please i desperately need someone to write that singer!oscar and driver!lando au i spoke about a while ago😣😣