This Is Probably The Worst Thing Ever

Merry collapse of the Soviet Union!

America is standing somewhere nearby with a lead pipe getting ready to beat Sovi to death like a piñata

oh my god I never posted my Anaban design. probably because I don’t have any colored digital art of them yet (I cannot keep myself focused on digital art for the life of me)

Basically the lore is that they used to run a cult in the Dashlands that rebelled against RobTop, their god. Anaban claimed to be a figure more divine than RobTop, being a winged default cube with crazy hacked stats with the ability to take over accounts as they pleased. If you followed their teachings, they’d hack your stats too and help you out! What could go wrong?

…Besides the fact that you had to give a blood offering. Why? No reason, Anaban just had some sort of sick pleasure in watching others bleed. The power got to their head pretty quickly before RobTop stepped up and banished them to the Outskirts. Their checkpoint was destroyed, and now they can’t respawn — they’re living on one final life.

Full design + drawing based on the Butcher Vanity song because I thought it fit their lore pretty well!

Let me know if y’all are interested in my GD lore bits, I had a real yapfest with this post

I might as well post this too knowing that Tubular’s epic art post was getting more attention AS IT SHOULD- anyways

During the Mexican Resistance, Mexico had bitten America and injected them with lethal rattlesnake venom that forced them to retreat. America almost died early into their campaign. The solution, since America still desperately wanted to annex Mexico, even more so after losing like that?

Atom bomb. Dropped right on Mexico City.

After Mexico was forced to surrender, America had muzzled them to keep them from biting again. America takes out their anger on Mexico more than any other country they’ve invaded and annexed, but Mexico is extremely stubborn- they don’t plan on giving up until America is defeated, no matter how many times they’re beaten down.

Mexico was also good friends with Texas, who was one of the main forces causing states within the US to start rebelling. The South American Union also has hopes that they can eventually help Mexico out, but- it’s unlikely that they’ll succeed. At least they’re trying, though.

YOU’RE SO UNDERRATED WHAT THE HELL THIS IS CRIMINAL (love your art)

Default cube And the angy spike (they're both male btw the spike is transman🥲)

I wanted post in here why not?!?!?

come eat up pax americana fans

All designs for country humans made by @fadinglight3443 ofc

Actually I’m kind of a slow artist, so you can have today’s doodles while I work on those asks-

First Soviet doodle here is inspired by something @chaoticprussia made…

Aaaand obligatory Pax Americana content

America typically uses Mexico as their personal punching bag due to the entire Mexican Resistance thing, but after conquering UK sometime later in the timeline of events, he doesn’t get treated too well either. America doesn’t like being reminded about how they themself were once a colony under another country’s rule.

It’s definitely not the end for these two! They’ll probably form a secret alliance behind America’s back and plot to take them down. Something’s gotta work eventually. Not every empire lasts forever…

The Principality of Sealand! You’ll always be a real country to me…

They’ve got a big role in Pax America… teehee

I finally colored my design of Microstrategy US Nexus! I designed him a while ago but neglected to actually finish the coloring process so here’s that

My friends wanted this colored ref so they could beat him senseless for their goretober prompts

sorry nexus

divorce

this is probably the funniest thing I’ve ever had the pleasure of working on

Lineart by the wonderful @tubulartimetopper-blog and colors/shading by me