Due To Inflation You Must Answer My Riddles Five

Becoming visible for one day before melting back into the shadows again for another year

Ok, forget all that fandom nonsense, I was sent the most ridiculous image I've seen in m entire life to the point I couldn't even breathe from how hard I was laughing and my brain has been reset.

Be not afraid!

So a week ago, I sprained my ankle and couldn't walk for 3 days. I'm used to hiking at least an hour a day with my huskies so not being able to walk at all was driving me crazy. And in my jittery sedimentary state, I kept getting visions of this blursed being: a biblically accurate axolotl. There was nothing I could do but draw it. I'm all better now and able to walk again, now back to making less cursed art (maybe)

Holy shit

Trying to do my part this holiday season by being the nice older gay cousin at the family functions

I’ve recently changed my phone wallpaper to shuffle between a bunch of photos of my friends, and it is so amazing. Now every time I look at my phone, I am reminded of my loved ones, and it’s making me really happy!

Anyone want to be the lesbian to my gender ambiguous ex-muppet?

I may lose followers for this but it needs to be said;

Marriage must follow traditional Christian values. I know that back when I was an emo witch, I did not believe this, but times have changed; I am different. I don't even listen to MCR anymore.

What do I mean by traditional Christian values in a marriage? I mean that the marriage must begin in a blood ritual between a lesbian and a gender ambiguous ex-muppet and end in a suprise crucifixion.

If you cannot accept my beliefs please simply unfollow unless you wish to be blocked.

Suns out. flowers are blooming. birds are chirping. yaoi shit is happening to me. maybe it'll all be ok

she beware on my ides till i march

come home my love i have things i want to put in you 🫦

my truest and most honest goal in life is to become that guy with all the inventory slots. im talking 6 pockets on my pants 10 on my jacket and a backpack big enough to hold a small human child. im talkin all the essentials on my personage at all times. you want first aid? i got you. you want a snack? say no more. want me to hold that for you? heh.... well they dont call me the inventory guy for nothing.