New Death Myth: The Bus That Carries You To The Great Beyond

i’m a bit high

i’ve always felt like being born on the first of the month was a lil fun and fancy but then i began to wonder if that’s just how everyone feels about their birthday. so i made a poll about it.

a collection of my favorite tweets regarding the Ever Given in the Suez Canal

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If I was a mage in the dungeon meshi universe, I'd figure out how to enchant living paintings and then commission some artists to paint me a bunch of pictures of magnificent feasts. Then I'd rent out a gallery space and charge entry to my Magical Food Hall, where you can eat as much of anything you want and not experience any of the consequences. Think of the possibilities. I'm not just talking about calories and weight loss here. I'd have a painting of a bakery where gluten-free people can gorge themselves on bread and cakes and then leap out of the painting before the vomiting sets in. I'd have an ice cream parlor for the lactose intolerant. One painting is just called "The Allergen Feast" and is a table laden with things like nuts, soy products, shellfish, etc. I'd have a painting of a county fair with the most insane types of fried food imaginable. I'm planning an expansion, but first I gotta consult some religious experts to see if eating imaginary painted food that isn't kosher/halal is technically against the rules or not.

2007 eBird gem

Everyone I give my knitting to carries a piece of me around with them

Happy Valentine's Day 💕

Dressing as a character that gives me gender envy for halloween makes me feel so powerful!

Tonight I am the king of gender!

I am still not even halfway done with inktober, but I am determined to not give up until I have 31 ink drawings in my sketchbook!

I’m currently rewatching Nana (I read and watched it last when I was around 14), and it is sooo much gayer than I remembered!

To be fair, I also thought I was a straight girl at that time, so it actually makes a lot of sense. But if someone just taught Nana and Hatchi about comphet, they could realise they are actually totally in love, and get their deserved happy ending!