I'm Just Down To Start Fights At This Point.

There are few things that gives me more gender envy than watching theatre. Theatrical men in stage makeup, confident and secure in their masculinity, are everything I aspire to be!

I hate how certain acts of affection are seen as inherently romantic, when it’d be lovely to do these things just for a friend. Why can’t I give my friends flowers platonically? Maybe I walked past a flower that I know they love the smell of and picked it off the bush so they could have it. Forcing these acts into being strictly romantic severely limits them, does it not?

My brother in law recently became a veterinarian and it has really driven the point home as to how fucking bonkers veterinary medicine is. We don't expect human physicians to really know much outside of their own specialty - a dentist, an otolaryngologist, and a maxillofacial surgeon are three totally different dudes. Meanwhile a veterinarian at a wildlife rehab center is doing orthopedic surgery on a hawk and then doing rounds on baby hedgehogs in the hedgehog NICU and administering antibiotics to a ratsnake. And he also knows how to perform surgical interventions on a cow! What the fuck! Those are all totally, wildly different kinds of animal!!

Shout out to veterinarians, they know Too Much.

Every spring I am reminded that my seasonal depression really does become a lot milder as soon as the weather gets a bit warmer and I start to see the sun on my commute to school

new favorite tweet

When I remember the presentation I’m working on for a school assignment is a 15 minute literary analysis of a queer book, not a three hour presentation about queer theory

Your body must be rested and fed if you wish to be a pervert.

Suns out. flowers are blooming. birds are chirping. yaoi shit is happening to me. maybe it'll all be ok

I have fallen into a fandom/fanboy phase more extreme than I’ve experienced in years. I finally got around to watching Arcane, and now I can’t stop thinking about Viktor and Jayvik. Looking at Arcane and Jayvik fanart and memes, I feel like I’m 13 and discovering fandom and shipping for the first time again!

Never underestimate how emotionally attached you can get to a good pair of boots. A good pair of boots will start feeling like your wife after a while. If you're really normal about it