Just Accidentally Assumed I'm Going To Heaven While Also Being A Gay Person Who Mocks The Very Thought

@leodog896 you

It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied "i don't know i've never heard these words in that order" and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn't even that funny

"How do you write such realistic dialogue-" I TALK TO MYSELF. I TALK TO MYSELF AND I PRETEND I AM THE ONE SAYING THE LINE. LIKE SANITY IS SLOWLY SLIPPING FROM BETWEEN MY FINGERS WITH EVERY MEASLY WORD THEY TYPE OUT. THAT IS HOW.

the thing about me is that I will eat an entire avocado and I do not care what you think or if it is your avaocado

the alex rider series asks hard questions like "what if we put a reckless 14 year old in situations so stressful the average adult wouldn't be able to handle them" and ignores several others like "what is the actual timeline"

He's not imprisoned, we are 😶

Imprisoned for his crimes

(so do i)

Minions is such a meme rn because god worships those little guys

Dying my hair rn and have math homework I haven't done due tomorrow morning.

How am I supposed to gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss in these conditions??

Must a movie be good? Isn't it enough just to watch a pretty disaster of a man in a loving domestic gay partnership with a ravenous alien goo?

The Tumblr gods gave me my account back

hey girl are you gold and mercury. because. AuHg