Yep, That Was The Whole Movie

the thing about me is that I will eat an entire avocado and I do not care what you think or if it is your avaocado

"How do you write such realistic dialogue-" I TALK TO MYSELF. I TALK TO MYSELF AND I PRETEND I AM THE ONE SAYING THE LINE. LIKE SANITY IS SLOWLY SLIPPING FROM BETWEEN MY FINGERS WITH EVERY MEASLY WORD THEY TYPE OUT. THAT IS HOW.

Damien Cray: Hello private assassin of mine, I have an annoying person I’d like to be rid of

Yassen: lol ok no problem boss who is it this time

Damien Cray: This kid called Alex Rider

Yassen: OH NO MY SON

Must a movie be good? Isn't it enough just to watch a pretty disaster of a man in a loving domestic gay partnership with a ravenous alien goo?

Some people 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 have even gone to the hospital 🚑, claiming 🙋 that they encountered🚶 Silly 😜 Bones 🦴while fishing 🎣. Don't let his funny name fool you 🙅, this creature has an appetite 🦛 for punching 👊 people 🧑‍🤝‍🧑.

Why are people acting like Gregory is evil for wanting to kill the literal murder robots?? Like, you can simp for Monty all you want, but don't come for my boy just because he killed the giant alligator animatronic that was trying to kill him??

that ugly ass puppet from saw is a whore!

Dorian Gray is a whore confirmed

just found this while looking for smthn in discord, i don’t remember making it but i was right