May You Wake Up To An Inbox Full Of Incoherent AO3 Comments

all the tips I found for drawing a fantasy map are like :) “here’s a strategy to draw the land masses! here’s how to plot islands!” :) and that’s wonderful and I love them all but ??? how? do y'all decide where to put cities/mountains/forests/towns I have my map and my land but I’m throwing darts to decide where the Main Citadel where the Action Takes Place is

gen z has to reckon with its radicalization problem. you are not a morally pure and superior generation of youth come to save the world, your men and boys are radicalized at an unprecedented level and you ignore it because it’s too hard to address but you have to. these boys are in your classes, they date your friends, you know them and you cannot continue to pretend this is an “old white guy” problem

you might be awkward but I can be awkward in a far deeper and more humiliating way than you ever will

DM, out of nowhere: Just out of curiosity, do you trust [NPC]?

Me:

Me: I DID UNTIL NOW?!

DM: *laughs* interesting

those moments in au fics when you finally figure out how the author is reinterpreting a specific canon event and you basically go ‘oh snap that’s brilliant’ for five minutes straight

You know like how eating fresh cookies makes you feel.

Also slutty waist Zane? Chilli and cherry chocolate. Cadbury did this once I think.

I keep telling you I'm eating your art but I've never told you what it tastes like or what the texture is. It is very soft, fluffy and sweet like marshmallows, candyfloss and bonbons. There's the occasional mint Imperial which is always nice except it's warm instead of cold.

i was smiling thru the whole thing til u said its fuckinf warm like WDYM WARM MINT WHAT IS RHAT

I don't realise it was a tripod

He looked up at them with a horrified gasp

"He's dying to see us."

"Well yeah, we know that. Otherwise he wouldn't be astral projecting to us or whatever it is."

He shook his head, "no- I mean- he's literally- he's dying."

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