The Sign Of High Quality Is The Fact The Book Was Banned By The Government. Trash Literature NEVER EVER

Izumi:

Eats a turtle duck

it must have been so hard for izumi to shock her parents in her rebellious teen phase because they both committed treason and went to prison at 16

Gabriel overhears Ladybug saying "my Lady" to an akuma or smthn and concludes that she is Chat Noir

(Alya): "Chat Noir, what would you say would be your first defining trait?" (Chat Noir): "My special, one of a kind, trademarked phrase of 'my lady.' " (Felix): "I'm gonna to steal that. In fact, Lila, you look wonderful, my lady." (Lila): "Stop mocking me, kitty. Or else, I'll have to throw you in a trash can." (Gabriel): "Felix is Chat Noir? And Lila is Ladybug? Even though this makes no sense, I've likely found their identities. They'll pay for deceiving me."

New fic prompt: how many ways Gabriel can overhear someone say “my Lady” and conclude that they’re CN.

dreamXD !!

Okay but who are the victims? Can you save them? Are there ones you can't and ones you can? Like you can't save Tommy or Tubbo, but you can save Ranboo.

Is the first victim George? And the second Sapnap? (Get rid of your attachments first!) Sapnap should play basketball.

Which ones put up a fight? Do any of the victims save themselves, like Purpled?

DSMP AU where everyone is a generic horror character AKA. that one crack AU i took too seriously

more HCs under the cut

-Technoblade is so fucking smart yet he has close to zero survival skills. He'd be probably killed off at the end of the show in the final standoff with the bad guy, so the best friend character can have a bittersweet ending

-Love-hate relationship with the fans, the writers did him dirty by giftin him little to no personality except being fucking stupid and showin no emotions cuz the writers mischaracterized a mental illness

-fans would probably ship him with skeppy or phil cuz theyre the only ones he talks to, leading to some famous twitter discourse in which someone gets doxxed and hashtag like "techskep wins" or "love loose" trends, making the writers to either get outed as extremely homophobic or to queerbait the fandom so hard its gonna go down in the history

-Wilbur is the onceler of the show. Tall mysterious guy with british accent. The actor playing him would probably get harrassed on the streets by fans too

-literally no connection to the killer, the writers just wanted a plot twist

-Skeppy is literally just comic relief

-Fans are so pissed at writers for not focusing on him and giving him a deeper meaning so theres bunch on headcanons and mischaracterizations from the fandom online

-Probably the only one to question why they cant just call the cops, but once they do, they just laugh at them, because thats realistic

-Philza is the Side Character that fans love for some reason, he has no backstory, he isn't devilishly handsome or extraordinary, yet there's more fanart of him than of main character

-Ah yes, the reigen arataka syndrome

-HE ISN'T A DILF HE ISN'T HE ISN'T

-Dream in this AU is every creepypasta from like 2000s combined. Every single one. you heard me

-You fucking bet that there would be catboy edits of him on tumblr in 2012, and he'd probably have those different sonas like sans or whatever, like based on the color of his hoodie or smth, that people would ship, leading eventually to the death of the fandom

-every single fan theory on who he is is structured better than college grade analysis papers, yet the writers themselves dont know it yet

-"this man ate my son"

DM, out of nowhere: Just out of curiosity, do you trust [NPC]?

Me:

Me: I DID UNTIL NOW?!

DM: *laughs* interesting

Is Appa an insect

I want a Distant Shore X This Day Aria mix

Idk I just think they're neat songs