James Gordon Trolling Mad Hatter

Witez II I found at Breyerfest with interesting hind socks.

i wonder if my pets have like a proper language and when i try to speak back to them im just speaking jargon

like for example my cat always speaks to me when I come home and i meow back to her and she’ll meow again & even though i don’t think twice about it to her it’s probably a situation where it’s like

her, meowing: “im glad you’re home”

me, meowing back: “tax benefits”

her, meowing: “why do u always do this”

Rebloging this 'cause that bat looks enormous.

*chokes up* Of course I do, you adorable little sky-mouse you.

Series 2 Walmart Mystery Stablemate. Such a pretty model!

1926. If Harry Potter Was An Anime.

Quick reminder that you’re totally allowed to like things without diving completely into knowing everything about them

you like 2 or 3 songs by a band and never listened to more? that’s perfectly okay

you like the Marvel movies but have no interest in reading 50 years of comic books? totally fine

you only play one or two videos games, mostly on your cell phone? they’re fun!

you read and enjoyed the Harry Potter books but don’t care about looking into crazy theories and clues planted in the stories? It’s not for everyone!

You don’t need to meet a requirement to enjoy something and anyone who claims you do is an elitist and an asshole

As someone who has Asperger's and generally is very nervous around strangers due to anxiety, I go into a flat, low-expression, no-nonsense mode to try to minimize my anxiety or at the very least mask it while I work and I feel this post so much. I have had strangers tell me this and, while I don't mind loosening up a bit around the regular customers that don't make me feel uncomfortable, this sort of thing just makes me so...idk how to explain it tbh.

Me: Can I get you anything else?

Customer: Yeah, a smile would be nice

Me:

“IKEA managers call Sweden if he doesn’t come to at least one IKEA store a week.” - Anon

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This shouldn't be a thing.