Your Sensei According To Your Sign:

I think it’s pretty self-explanatory as to why this screenshot is cracking me up.

I went to the mall today to look around, I come home with two shirts and this. Sorry for the horrid lighting in the room.

As someone who has Asperger's and generally is very nervous around strangers due to anxiety, I go into a flat, low-expression, no-nonsense mode to try to minimize my anxiety or at the very least mask it while I work and I feel this post so much. I have had strangers tell me this and, while I don't mind loosening up a bit around the regular customers that don't make me feel uncomfortable, this sort of thing just makes me so...idk how to explain it tbh.

Me: Can I get you anything else?

Customer: Yeah, a smile would be nice

Me:

Heard some important information on Twitter today, and thought I’d post it here for anyone who may not have heard it. This is actually a thing, devised by human rights organisation called Karma Nirvana.

Reblog to save a life?

This is your personal guardian dog.

He’s going to protect you from things like “if you don’t reblog this in 30 seconds your mum will die!!” and “Reblog this or you will fail class!!”

He’s very happy to protect you, so you don’t have to worry about a thing!!

You can’t keep Nicholas Caged

This is your personal guardian dog.

He’s going to protect you from things like “if you don’t reblog this in 30 seconds your mum will die!!” and “Reblog this or you will fail class!!”

He’s very happy to protect you, so you don’t have to worry about a thing!!

When you know that you've already gone through a tag so much that you know that, unless you scroll down so much and find really weird posts, you're not going to find any new posts on that tag today.

You should doodle Guzma and his Golisopod xD

it is done ;w;