For Comparison I Wanted To Set The Tallest Pokemon Model Next To The Shortest

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Karkat’s face on Peridot

In the dog world, humans are elves that routinely live to be 500+ years old.

As someone who has Asperger's and generally is very nervous around strangers due to anxiety, I go into a flat, low-expression, no-nonsense mode to try to minimize my anxiety or at the very least mask it while I work and I feel this post so much. I have had strangers tell me this and, while I don't mind loosening up a bit around the regular customers that don't make me feel uncomfortable, this sort of thing just makes me so...idk how to explain it tbh.

Me: Can I get you anything else?

Customer: Yeah, a smile would be nice

Me:

Will humanity ever be free of the influence of Edna Mode? Can any of us so much as consider the character design for a hero or villain without her manifesting in the room, fully aware of our sins?

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This shouldn't be a thing.

Y’know, since Alolan Meowth is a thing, I’m kinda hoping that the Team Rocket trio will run into their doppelgangers on Team Skull…

when they put out Halloween stuff early

when they put Christmas stuff out early