So You’re Gonne Tell Me That The Leorio Smut Hashtag Is Empty?

Leorio, standing outside of Killua’s hotel room: KILLUA WE NEED TO GO! COME OUT!

Killua: I’M GAY

Leorio: NOT WHAT I MEANT BUT I STILL SUPPORT YOU

friendly reminder that you don't need any diagnosis or disorder to adapt your routine to accommodate you! sit down in the shower. brush your teeth and wash your face in the shower. bring a chair to the kitchen while you cook. use unscented products. your routine should be built for you.

Random collection of incorrect HxH quotes

Most of these were made with an incorrect quotes generator but I had tons of fun so enjoy lol

Leorio , setting down a card: Ace of spades

Kurapika, pulling out an Uno card: +4

Killua, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you

Gon, trembling: What are we playing???

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Leorio : *Gently taps table*

Kurapika: *Taps back*

Killua: What are they doing?

Gon: Morse code.

Leorio : *Aggressively taps table*

Kurapika: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK LEORIO-

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Hisoka: I actually have a black belt.

Machi: In what, karate?

Hisoka: No, from Gucci.

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Hisoka: I'm a reverse necromancer.

Illumi: Isn't that just killing people?

Hisoka : Ah, technicality.

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Leorio: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

Kurapika: Killed without hesitation.

Leorio: No.

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Gon, pointing: May I sit there?

Killua: That's my lap

Gon: That doesn't answer my question, Killua.

killua *evanescence voice*: wake me up

gon *wham voice*: before you go go

me: a virgin

also me: *writes 200k+ words smut fanfics and they're better than any p0rn script written by qualified s3x instructors*

Hello! May I request Kurapika and Chrollo comforting their S/O who has bad menstrual cramps/pains? Thank you!

Menstural Pain comfort HCs

Kurapika

If you told Kurapika you were suffering from a bad period, he might at first experience some internal panic until he looked up on his phone the best route to help you.

He’d politely ask you if you needed anything from the store ie pads or tampons. And would make sure you had a heating pad for your cramps. He doesn’t understand personally what you’re going through but he doesn’t like to see you suffering.

He’s a busy guy but knows you’re not feeling well so he makes sure he’s a little more available if you need him for anything. If he can’t physically spend the day with you, he will at least pick up the phone if you need to call him asking to grab some mydol on the phone instead of being AWOL.

Chrollo

If you told your boyfriend Chrollo you were having horrible cramps from your period, he might go ask Machi where her extra “stuff” is in case you need it.

He would ask if you needed anything like pain medication and if you wanted anything special to eat he would make sure you’d have it.

If he’s busy, which he normally is, he’s not exactly going to stick around and dote on you but he will make sure you have exactly what you want so you’re not extremely uncomfortable.

At night he might spoil you with some extra cuddling because he knows you’re feeling crappy.

Offerings for Lord Apollo

He is the God of Music, Healing, Prophecies, Archery, Plague, Medicine, Truth,  Knowledge, and Operates the chariot of the sun. 

Lemons (and anything with lemons in it) 

Oranges (and anything with oranges in it) 

Sun Water 

Sheet music 

Herbal Teas 

He likes the colors lavender, white, yellow, orange, gold, light green, red, and rainbows. This also goes for candles 

Milk (oat milk is the best)

Bread 

Pastries (especially strawberry ones) 

Almost any fruit (likes golden apples the most)

Chocolates 

Band-aids/medical supplies 

Offering to give up an addiction or an unhealthy behavior for him 

Any forms of divination that you do (A tarot deck or runes) 

Any art that you have done or really anything artistic that you’ve done 

Any instruments you have 

Archery related things 

Sun related things 

Laurel Leaves (bay leaves) and branches

Lavender 

Clear quartz

Rose quartz 

Malachite 

Sunstone 

Himalayan pink salt 

Star Anise 

Aloe Vera 

Citrine 

Anything LGBTQ+ related 

He likes Floral scents

Rosemary 

Basil

Anything related to his sacred animals 

Citrus 

Killua: Date someone who will wake you up at 3am to look at the stars.

Kurapika: If anyone, and I mean ANYONE, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.

Don't talk to me right now I'm thinking of the new Jupiter photos and Vincent Van Gogh:

life hack: when someone misgenders you threaten to kill them