@elsa-lost-in-translation Requested:

THE HOBBIT: THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG (2013) dir. Peter Jackson

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) dir.: Peter Jackson

Dear Lobelia:

It is my pleasure to announce that my birthday is almost here, and with it a huge party. There will be more food than any hobbit can eat, desserts prepared by the best chefs in Hobbiton, and of course, gifts that I bought without skimping a penny. So now I personally invite you to don't come to my party.

Hate you, Bilbo.

Thorin: How the hell you spell showfur

Thranduil: Chauffeur

Thorin: Oooo fancy pants rich mgee over here fuck you

(This is a refernce to this)

And into this Ring, he poured his cruelty, his malice, and his will to dominate all life. One Ring to rule them all.

rip Frodo Baggins you would have loved Taylor Swift

Arwen and Galadriel 

gimli. you agree. reblog