I Keep Thinking Of Calculester Monster Prom And I’m Like Hmm. How Can We Make Him A Lesbian

Listening to Robot Riot with auditory processing issues sounds like

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CAUSE YOUR SISTER IS A FRIDGE AND YOU KNOW HER LIGHT IS ALWAYS OOOOOOOON

In honor of Forever is a Feeling dropping tomorrow here is a collection of some Lucy Dacus lyrics that absolutely destroy me

I put the songs they’re from in the alt text

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Just a few lyrics from Forever is a Feeling that absolutely crushed me

Perhaps we should ask someone about this Murphy. Why don’t we ask Murphy about Murphy? ‘Cause that’s just what he would be expecting. That’s what anybody would be expecting.

MILO MURPHY’S LAW 01x09b | School Dance

AITA for poisoning the water supply?

Please for the love of god tell me I'm the asshole. I (32M) literally poisoned the city's water supply, but the city's resident superhero (and my MORTAL ENEMY!) Commander F (32M) congratulated me. Apparently they found out that the pipe infrastructure is severely outdated and the pathogen I released in the water is a great source of vitamin C? That's not what I was going for at all! This has happened over 50 times! I just want to be the asshole, for god's sake!!!!

This is how it feels posting with 24 followers

I don’t think it’s enough to replace my current hyperfixation but man I have Monster Prom on the brain a lot lately

I ❤️ engaging with special interest content

Does anyone else ever miss Dakota so badly they listen to E.V.I.L B.O.Y.S since parsnip allergy Candace has the same voice as him but very exaggerated or am I weird