I WANT ORANGE SODA, I DON’T WANT TO PUT A DAY SETTING ON MY TIME MACHINE BECAUSE I WANT A CUPHOLDER

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

AITA for poisoning the water supply?

Please for the love of god tell me I'm the asshole. I (32M) literally poisoned the city's water supply, but the city's resident superhero (and my MORTAL ENEMY!) Commander F (32M) congratulated me. Apparently they found out that the pipe infrastructure is severely outdated and the pathogen I released in the water is a great source of vitamin C? That's not what I was going for at all! This has happened over 50 times! I just want to be the asshole, for god's sake!!!!

Listening to Robot Riot with auditory processing issues sounds like

fnejxjejxjsmxkdjjdconfigurationjusttomowmylawn

CAUSE YOUR SISTER IS A FRIDGE AND YOU KNOW HER LIGHT IS ALWAYS OOOOOOOON

when you have a hammer everything looks like a nail. and when you have a favourite character everything looks like . The Character

I made this blog like half a year ago and the URL is still accurate because most of the time I’m sure I’m genderfluid but in times like these I’ll feel one gender too strongly and go “Wait is this my real gender” (all my genders are my ‘real’ gender I just forget that a lot)

you will feel so alive again.. like so incredibly alive. i dont know when that will be but it will be. u are gonna feel so alive that ur cheeks hurt from smiling oh man oh man i promise that day is coming. you do have a future, you do have good things coming, and you’ll survive everything that’s thrown at you until you reach that day

Sorry that my hyperfixation is taking over me. It will happen again

Good Omens has ruined me because I saw a TouchTunes jukebox and thought “Haha what if I played Every Day by Buddy Holly”

Group photo!