Not Everything Is About You Flopjeet

I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me

I’m normal (I just spent like an hour making a presentation about MML characters for my friends when I get to show them some episodes)

As someone with autism who was once a teenage girl Sara Murphy is just like me fr

How to vent about the same problem multiple times without people wanting to beat you to death with hammers

Brick and Savannah about Cavendish and Dakota

I turn 30 next month so here’s what I learned in my 20s:

—don’t work for startups, they’re always one ‘innovative idea’ away adding ‘sell your kidneys on the black market’ to your job description.

—keeping a collection of basic OTC medicine on you will save your life one day. I recommend Advil, Imodium, and TUMS.

—those little single-use glasses cleaning wipes are 1000% worth the money

—overly self-depreciating jokes just make people uncomfortable, wean yourself off of them

—you can buy dehydrated mini marshmallows in bulk online and they’re a godsend for hot cocoa

—people don’t care if you have fidget toys on your desk they just want to play with them

—try to go to bed BEFORE the existential ennui kicks in

🧡🤍💗 Happy International Lesbian Day! 💗🤍🧡

I’m super bored lately and realized I still have Monster Prom and Monster Camp so I’ve been getting back into that and I’m so in love with Calculester

The official Perry and Doofenshmirtz Taylor Swift AMV never fails to amaze me every time I remember it. How was it a real thing that aired on TV and who was responsible for it

everyone drop out of college and quit your jobs we are losing our best fandom bloggers to the machine of capitalism