I Hate AI With A Passion But This Made Me Laugh So Hard

Hey guys. What the fuck

me when i wanna talk about my special interests but i got the vampire autism where you gotta invite me to talk about smth first, otherwise i wont say shit or dont know what to say because i feel like im annoying

what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why

I made this blog like half a year ago and the URL is still accurate because most of the time I’m sure I’m genderfluid but in times like these I’ll feel one gender too strongly and go “Wait is this my real gender” (all my genders are my ‘real’ gender I just forget that a lot)

I haven’t watched the Ducktales reboot since it ended but it was SO wild

Cavendish and Dakota

I was listening to Meet the Plastics from Mean Girls and randomly had the beautiful realization that ‘Heinz Doofenshmirtz’ and ‘Regina George’ have the same amount of syllables

I’ve barely gotten any activity on this blog for like a year straight and then I start MMLposting and suddenly I’m getting more interaction than usual I’m scared

Calculester attempting an April Fools prank: