I Know It’s Shit

I will bark for this man

#joshfutturman

Here is some of my collection

getting for dinner?

SUSHI OF COURSE! UH OH, there was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer, we're surrounded by fish, HORNY FISH, you know what that means! FISH ORGY! The stench draws in a bear, what are we gonna do? We're gunna fight it, bear fight, bear handed, bear…. naked? OH YES PLEASE. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl, then we ride it into a Chuck E Cheese, dance dance revolution. REVOLUTION? OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT? UHHH, I THINK SO. Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ, then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out AGAIN, wake up, do a bump, WHITE OUT which I didn't know you could do, then I smoked a joint, GREENED OUT, THEN I TURNED INTO THE SUN, AND UH OH! LOOKS LIKE THE METH IS KICKING IN PLAHFHAAOPOAHJHASFOFAPALOAOFLAO

WHO!?

Battery acid

Aight what does this smell like, leave ur answers below

This reminds me of The Adventure Zone

my future toh designs!

So I can’t read fan fiction about being a trans male anymore??????

Nice hair

cw nsfw-ish brettdre

i need them to fuck

I’m so fucking lonely

My lord Buses please forgive for I have sinned