You Know A Pencils Wood Is Bad Quality When You Bite It And The Wood Just Like Collapses And Now Theres

when I say tired I mean I am TIRED of this specific thing but if you ask me to do something else I WILL HOP AROUND AND SCREAM AND BE NOT TIRED AT ALL WHILE DOING IT

tired

k-kohakue MWAH MWAH BABE MY LOVER MY CUTIE PIE, MY ONE OUNCE OF FLOUR, MY HONEY PIE SWEETIE POOKIE HRU??? MWHA I LOCE YOUHEHEH MWAH

...i'm not sure this is an ask for me...

my handssss

my fingertips are like raccoon paws. they are the opposite of pink toe beans. they are stained black by pastels and no matter how hard I try, they always return to their forever crusty animal paw state hhhhhhhhhhhhh

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i do not (completely) hate america i simply hate the 20 or so finches that started ransacking my backyard. i was just trying to scare them away :((( but then i threw too hard and well. uh there goes the rock. also i threw one into the fence and i think the whole neighborhood heard.

anyway i have no cookies for you to steal you weasel-eyed wolf-raised fiend i ate the last one yesterday

hii ;) (dies)

— anonymous (your FBI agent)

omg my fbi agent died i can do whatever the fuck i want for like a day until a new one gets assigned :DDDDD

why does hair keep getting stuck in my skin???? is my hair just like,,,magically spiky and sharp????????

like I look down at my fingers and fucking yay my hair PIERCED THROUGH MY SKIN AGAIN WOO

h-hold hand,,,,,,

white board cleaner tastes kinda sus ngl

How many more days of school leftttttttttttttt

when a month feels both like forever and the blink of an eye

like its ALREADY BEEN A MONTH, but also ...it's only been a month...