Live Laugh Lament Upon The Miseries Of This Forsaken World Do You Like The Hampster

the can says: for skin contact, wash thoroughly with soap and water blahblahblah

me: I don't FUCKING CARE

*sniffs fingers, which have very much touched the fixative*

why does hair keep getting stuck in my skin???? is my hair just like,,,magically spiky and sharp????????

like I look down at my fingers and fucking yay my hair PIERCED THROUGH MY SKIN AGAIN WOO

have this drawing of that one really cute dog in that bathrobe from tumblr

I drew it like a month ago but I still want to post it lmao

I drew this, but the original photo of the doggo is not mine!!! (I forgot who the original photo is from tho...)

i tried oil paints for the first time :D

look its an old man

h-hold hand,,,,,,

>:( i am not some idiotic little moth that is incinerated by the fire it is lured into. i am a cockroach that thrives on the poison it is fed, and you should know that.

(and you cant arrest me for throwing a rock into my nieghbors yard!!!!)

also i know where U live beacsue i am not bound by the law like u are ehehhe (just kidding i swaer iswear im not gonan brek sinto ur hosue and sukc out ur eyeballs)

hii ;) (dies)

— anonymous (your FBI agent)

omg my fbi agent died i can do whatever the fuck i want for like a day until a new one gets assigned :DDDDD

the power went out lmao

so here I am, taking photos with a shitty iPad and electric candles and sliding random color settings around

not before i do >:(((( gimme cookie. now. i will make buying/making cookies illegal so only i can eat them if its the last thing i do just to spite u >:D

hii ;) (dies)

— anonymous (your FBI agent)

omg my fbi agent died i can do whatever the fuck i want for like a day until a new one gets assigned :DDDDD

I CAN HEAR MY BONES CREAKING AND SQUEAKING AS I MOVE