Happy Birthday, Tooru! :D

Why does he sulk so much about Hange having a crush on Shadis?

WELCOME BACK, GAJEEL. YOUR WAIFU IS GOING TO BE SO HAPPY AND RELIEVED THAT YOU’RE ALIVE. NOW… TIME TO MAKE TWINS.

Byron *probably at least once*:

I’m not dead, I’ve just been on vacation.

i feel like ‘fostered by elves’ definitely made Tuor and Turin Weird to humans and attractive to elves (as is actualy shown in the Narn to a degree I think)…

imagine how incredibly weird/messed up a child partially fostered by the Ainur/Valar in Valinor would be.

Am I talking about Fëanor again? Yes I am. Sure he was Finwe’s favourite child and he loved him. But Finwë was grieving, and King; which is to say his father was both overwhelmed by his emotions (which he ended up putting before the wellbeing of his child in the end) and busy. Finwë was also at least at some point during Feanor’s youth went to stay at Ingwe’s and was walking around on his own, at which point he fell in love with Indis, so he simply cannot have been around all the time.

There is also a note on Fëanor being the only elf to learn Valarin. And there is that note I quoted about Fëanor giving many jewels to the maiar of Lorien, presumably because or while they cared for his mother’s body. 

…what I’m saying is… distressing/depressing idea of tiny child Fëanor tinkering away in the gardens of Lórien beside his mother’s ‘sleeping’ body while the maiar try to babysit him. 

Not Fëanor learning Valarin as an adult because he’s a special linguistic genius (though that’s true) but simply because his babysitters were occasionally incorporeal beings who whispered a distressingly alive, sharp language into his tiny pointed ears. 

snk chapter 90 synopsis levi and hange in a nutshell

that bake off is the most chaotic thing i saw this year and it's 2020... i love it <3

The Great Witcher Bake Off

insp by joey losing it

Silm headcanon #1

feanorians's oath was a pinky promise

maglor made it look more dramatic in his songs so the future generations don't laugh at them

elrond knows what it really looked like only bc maedhros talks in his sleep, is silent about it out of mercy

galadriel had no mercy

Silmarillion headcanons #2

So yeah, I have some headcanons regarding the races of different tribes of Elves and Men that imo would work if we adapted Silm as a series or anime, as them being all white is... boring

Seriously: boring af and it's not acceptable

I have some reasonings for my decisions, but most of them were made only bc of THE ALMIGHTY VIBES

inb4: I would like to say that I wanted it to be as respectful to all the races as possible (their history and culture), but if I made a mistake of some sort, plz call me out

So let's start from the beginning

ELVES

Noldor

White

I made this decision tbh purely on the fact that the only red heads we know come from the Noldor (Mahtan, Maedhros, unoficially Nerdanel)

Also, let's be honest

They jumped on a ship in order to gain new territories and kingdoms..........

Vanyar

Black

It's not my headcanon and I've seen that one is popular in the fandom as Indis being black makes Fingolfin (&Finarfin, Lalwen and Findis) mixed and therefore allows us to have mixed!Fingon with his beautiful braids ♡

Also, I imagine that the 'golden hair issue' may be solved with:

Vanyar looking black but having golden hair. They are Elves, not human, they don't have to look the same

Ooooor (and I like this hc better)

Putting gold flakes or golden ribbons (ekhem Fingon) just being very fashionable among the Vanyar

Or both tbh

Teleri & Sindar

East Asian

I've put them together as one race in order to show the closeness of these two tribes (as Elwe and Olwe were brothers) to the viewer bc it would make the tragedy of Thingol finding out about Alqualonde even more dramatic

Also, traditional East Asian ships fit the artistry of Telerin ships soooo well

This one is Chinese

On top of that, I LOOOVE the sound of the Chinese bamboo flute and plz Daeron has to play it

Plus, beautiful flowy dresses (a hanfu in the pic)& jewelery from Eastern Asia would be PERFECT for Luthien, you can't disagree bc I'm right

And we can always make their hair white/gray/blond if we need to

MEN

House of Beör

White, cause it's said they resemble the Noldor afaik

Gotta be consequent

more Mediterranean tho to give them their iconic brown hair

House of Hador

Southern Asian

Numenor has to resemble this kind of architecture and give THE VIBES, okay??

Ughhhh the 'blond hair issue' again

Okay, idc how they are described, they can dye their hair I guess, making them white would ruin my concept

House of Haleth

Native Americans

I have one reason & one reason only!!!

NATIVE AMERICAN HALETH

Thank you for coming to my TEDTalk

Okay, that's it, hope you liked it, I don't have any ideas for the Elven Avari or Sylvan tribes, so gimme your hcs if u have any ♡

my friends really got into hamilton recently… yes, in 2023

i am basically going through a lot rn… one more video that i saw when i was 14, one more ‘oui, oui, mon ami’ or ‘i will kill your friends and family…’ followed by a laughter & I. WILL. IMPLODE.

god is showing me my true image that i had the luxury of forgetting about and it’s sort of giving me an existential crisis

i have to live with knowledge that i was like that, truly terrifying

on the other hand… they’re so easy to impress

i really hope they won’t find out about hetalia though, yeah… i’d like to forget about that period of time permanently