Simon's Mom's An Alcoholic. Not A Good Thing, But I'm Overcome With Feels About Climon And The Fray Family

Maia: Come on, I can see right through you. You are a mom pleaser - a level five mom pleaser! You will say anything to make that woman happy.

Simon: Alright, I used to be a mom pleaser, but I'm not anymore. I'm not gonna lie to feed into her dysfunction.

Maia: Who cares? Who cares what an old lady thinks about your life?

Simon: Not me! I'm a grown up!

Maia: ...Yes, and nothing sells that better than yelling, "I'm a grown up!"

Simon lovelace headcannons because I'm a lovelace stan and very bored.

Just.. Simon and Alec and comic books. Thats all I'm gonna say.

Simon and izzy tease eachother 24/7. Teasing is izzy's love language and it became a thing they do.

Simon playing make believe with max and rafe (and showing them the wonderful world of pirates, wizards and knights)

A bit random but i think he'd very unironically listen to bohemian wapsody and just any wap remix.

Simon is a viner. Case closed.

Simon has a feminine side that just kicks in at certain times and its just the cutest. Izzy doing his makeup, painting his nails and simon braiding her hair.

Simons a surprisingly good cook

I always thought that he'd have problems discussing his emotions, or just bottle it up entirely until he breaks. Thats kinda the way he was portrayed in the books, not wanting to make himself a problem for others so it seemed to me that he was kinda depressed and not willing to show it (in my opinion).

Simon being really good at cards (again, random, but it seems to fit).

He's a lot better looking than he thinks he is

Anyways. I'm new here so idk if this is a standard post but here you go.

This is so Sizzy core

when tf did i become a jimon shipper

Lord Montgomery

“Everybody knows you are a devil with the ladies, with your poetically puffed shirt and irresistible pants…”

“Lord Montgomery considers nothing but his own desires. I’ll tell you something else. Lord Montgomery has a very large estate… and pretty extensive grounds too.”

So I have the mental capacity to become an absolute expert in a random and mostly useless field of knowledge, to master a new skill I only found the existence of yesterday and is not beneficial to me whatsoever, yet when it comes to the maths activity I've had to do for the past three weeks, I suddenly have the attention span of a compressed and dessicated potato.

Jocelyn's story

I need a fanfiction about Valentine and Jocelyn fighting over Luke, and Luke awkwardly tries to reconcile them, wondering when he managed to become such an important person that his two best friends fought over him.

I love this unhappy triangle of hopeless teenagers💔

I just have to ask. Are the divergent books worth reading? Theres so much hype about it so i got the first book and tris is so annoying. She's so typical: "I'm so small and everyone underestimates me" "I love you but I'm not supposed to" "my friends are all jealous of me".. Gurl if you dont stfu i swear. I've read the first one, does it get better? And its written in first person. Do i have to deal with her annoying commentary for the whole series or is there some other perspective? Its not just that steriotype. I liked clary in tmi because she had those steriotypes but they didn't make up her entire character. I liked izzy in -"the exsct opposite of okay" because of the same reasons. But with tris, that's pretty much the only character she has. I keep expecting her to do something even slightly unpredictable and she never does... Just wanted to ask the community if the other books are better than the first one.

ME AND THE 9 OTHER SIZZY STANS ARE WE READY FOR BETTER IN BLACK!!!

Anyone who gets this book needs to send the sizzy chapters IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!! It’s so hard being a Stan of Cassandra Clare’s least favourite tmi couple…. 😩😩😩😩

Hey that is so weird, my name is mairi and i look like that curly haired character on the left haha. It's almost eerie actually.

i’m only missing one party member!! almost done with my party’s line up!!!

lidara - mairi - azzurum - vincent

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