I Love The Idea That Simon Just Has Really Horrendous Posture And It Rectifies Itself After He Ascends.

Rebecca Lewis, my underrated favourite. I wish we got more of her honestly. (Plus yossarian)

This is the official motherfucking page ....i-

This is gayer than the actual gays in that fucking book-

So I have the mental capacity to become an absolute expert in a random and mostly useless field of knowledge, to master a new skill I only found the existence of yesterday and is not beneficial to me whatsoever, yet when it comes to the maths activity I've had to do for the past three weeks, I suddenly have the attention span of a compressed and dessicated potato.

I don't think this happens in my country but stay safe! Rape is an epidemic where i come from, i never want anyone to feel unsafe or be put in danger. so please take these kind of things into consideration, if it doesn't help you it might help someone else.

Reblog if you see this

ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from home, school, office or anywhere and you are alone and you come across a little boy crying holding a piece of paper with an address on it, DO NOT TAKE HIM THERE! take him straight to the police station for this is the new 'gang' way of rape. The incident is getting worse. Warn your families. Reblog this so this message can get accross to everyone.

do you ever think about how Simon gave up his most cherished memories to save people who didn't even like him? to save the relationship of someone who didn't really like him (yes, Alec Lightwood, I'm talking about you) or are you normal?

don't get me wrong, I love Alec (and Malec), and his development is one of my favorites, but I hardly doubt he would do the same for Simon if the roles were reversed. Simon knew that losing Magnus would destroy Alec, and that Alec being heartbroken would destroy Izzy, so he did what "was right" to save them. no one, except for Izzy, stopped to think what the effects doing that would have on Clary, or even Jocelyn or Luke, who had known Simon since forever.

anyway, sorry for my random (and pretty much unfinished - I got distracted) rambling

I have the urge to mix my two favourite fandoms so here are some shadowhunters as stranger things characters

Clary:

-She is constantly confused

-Love triangle

Jace:

-Was a huge dick in the beginning

-Hot asf

Simon:

Ok in circumstance and character:

-Constantly being chased by literally everyone and everything

-Doesn't know wtf is happening but just goes with it anyway

-Gigantic nerd

-Band.

But also in personality:

Valentine:

-Do I really have to explain this one?

Jonathan:

-.

But also very much

Alec:

Yeah

Literally the entire Clave:

ME AND THE 9 OTHER SIZZY STANS ARE WE READY FOR BETTER IN BLACK!!!

Anyone who gets this book needs to send the sizzy chapters IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!! It’s so hard being a Stan of Cassandra Clare’s least favourite tmi couple…. 😩😩😩😩

It’s crazy that Simon is supposed to be this “nerd” but he has everyone falling for him lmaoo

it's honestly my favorite thing hehe bc it was happening before the sexy vampire mojo etc. too. literally like the third scene he's in there's a literal stranger getting clary's attention just to ask about him. bc he's a cutie!!! and then you have the band stuff. like maureen had a crush on him before the series ever started. i mean come on a bass player in those stage lights?? *nods* it's the best bc he's awkward and nerdy yes but he's also funny and kind and humble and smart and determined and honorable. he has so so many attractive qualities.

but i also think to some extent he just comes off as so much more.. attainable than any shadowhunters would yk? he's not superhot or overly confident but that's what makes him more like worth pursuing yk? he is relatable in his dorkiness. he's unassuming. ik i use that word for him a lot.. but i think this is a perfect example of why. he's approachable. he's attractive if you like nerds or musicians or twink-shaped boys lol but the reason people keep falling for him is because of how quickly i think they realize how much more of him there is yk? like yes he is a nerd, but that doesn't overshadow how much more there is to him. even if he does insist on stocking his wardrobe with hot topic tees lol

Reading about Wessa in TLH and reading about Clace, Malec or Sizzy in TDA is such a bittersweet experience because once again you realize that their story is over and closed and that you will never experience a new story where they are the main leads. You just realize how much you miss them. And I just know that I will have the same realization in TWP with Blackstairs.

I think Maryse would act like a parent to Simon in a way that the other adults in his life never really did (besides Luke obviously). Like yes Simon is smart and charismatic and super charming, but there is a certain vulnerability he has underneath it all, and it activates her motherly instincts. Every person around her, even her children, is hardened by the shadowhunter lifestyle, but despite his experiences Simon has maintained his sensitivity. It reminds her of max.

On Rebecca, she is an absolute force to be reckoned with. She’s a parentified older sister who practically raised Simon, took care of their mother, and had to grieve her father at the same time, the epitome of strength. She is incredibly protective (I also headcannon that Simon was a victim of bullying in school, and that Rebecca was the scary older sibling who fought off the mean kids). She would get on with Alec very well, they’re similar in the way they carry themselves and protect their siblings. Jace would be petrified of her, she’s one of the only people whose determination and forcefulness can combat his and win. She could absolutely wipe the floor with him in an argument, and it scares him.

I love the headcannon that Izzy never truly forgives Elaine for her actions, it mirrors the relationship Becky and Elaine have because of how she was after their father died. I like to think that it’s maryse who advises simon on how to deal with his mother, having been in her shoes, and that when things are particularly bad between the two, she’ll always somehow know exactly what to say.

any thoughts on how Simon and Isabelle will be around their in laws, I know we got to see a bit of it in the later books but would love to hear your thoughts

anon i will take any chance to talk about rebecca lewis <33 yes, i know there are more inlaws in question, and i will get to them, but i have been dying to talk about becky hehe plus there really is so much more to explore on the lewis side--naturally, since neither elaine nor rebecca have interacted with izzy in canon (insane btw).

sidenote: i kinda love how izzy only ever grew up with brothers, but gained a sister through simon (or two really, since we really must count clary, but you know, we're talking technicalities here), and that for simon, it's the opposite.

anyway, speaking of sisters hehe i genuinely think izzy and rebecca would get along well. i think iz would be a good source of.. fun i guess? for becky. like a good reminder to let loose. and i think becky would be a good resource for izzy, someone with a bit more age and wisdom that she can go to, someone who isn't maryse. and it's not like becky would be the only one offering advice. i think izzy would remind her to put herself first sometimes, to chase what she wants and to be kinda.. undeniable i guess. and i think they would laugh together and i think they would go shopping together, despite their very different fashion senses, and i think becky would maybe make some clothes for izzy and i think they would bond over the matching simon-shaped swell in their hearts.

i think becky is a common presence at the sizzy household. movie nights or game nights, or becky-cooked dinners (she might also try train some better cooking instincts into izzy while she's at it hehe), at least for a while until life things happen etc. i also think, and i know this is thinking a decent way further down the line, but i also think she'll be one of their go-to babysitters, since i don't think she'll get settled with her own family until she's in her 30s, and because i just know she'll want to be part of every second of that.

okay okay i think i need to stop talking about rebecca now or i will end up writing a novel..

i think their relationship with elaine is a lot more.. delicate. they don't see her nearly as often. because they can't be honest about the shadow world, for one, but also because i think she still has a little bit of.. not exactly loose canon, but something akin to that, in her. i think she wishes she got to see her son and daughter in law more, but i think there's this underlying anger for izzy any time they go to elaine's place, because even though it was years ago, izzy's first introduction to her personality was still through the lens of her condemning her son and kicking him out of the house at 16. and i also think izzy's seen how that reaction has affected simon, both in the direct aftermath, and in the years after he got his memories back.

i know levi is dead and wouldn't have any sort of relationship with izzy, but i do think simon would have taken her to levi's grave at some point to introduce them anyway. maybe around their wedding?

i really don't feel like there's much to say about the lightwoods that we haven't already seen, or that can't be easily extrapolated, but in spirit of fairness..

jace and simon are very much jace and simon. it's kinda hard to imagine their relationship changing much more than it already has. the comfortability and familiarity between them, the playful jabs, etc. i do think jace has probably begrudgingly gone to simon for a second (or third after clary, ig) opinion on some plans or strategies etc. he's having to make as an institute head. and i definitely think simon has tried to teach jace dnd, and had him over to play video games more than once.

i think simon and alec's relationship goes through more change than what we've been privy to. i think they have their bonding time doing target practice or over coffee after putting the kids to bed. they talk about politics and work and the sda. they also definitely talk about jace being an idiot lol

when it comes to maryse.. bro maryse is so hard for me. their relationship with her would be much closer than that they have with elaine, of course. and i think in maryse's effort to be more present with her family, she also makes a point to have a personal relationship with simon. they don't really have all that much in common, but simon has always seemed like something of a mom charmer to me. he's funny and smart and knows how to be polite. plus he really really cares about izzy. and i think it means a lot to maryse to see that. call it projection or mother's love or a little of both, but it's nice to have that reassurance that her daughter won't have to go through what she did.