PLEASE Share Your Headcannons I’m Begging You. Genuinely On My Knees,

Kit, who ran away to another continent when Ty turned him down: guys it's not funny

Julian, who probably gave Emma a UTI after the beach scene: it really is

Will, who called Tessa a prostitute and insulted her at every opportunity: I can't stop laughing

Alec, who fell down the stairs after his first date with Magnus: you're right, Kit. you should drunk dial him.

Magnus, who at one point dated Camille Belcourt: I'll get the wine

Simon, who accidentally cheated on Isabelle once: I'll dial

Jace:

the way i don't see enough kit x simon brotp posts.

like they gang up on jace?? they watch starwars together and completely geek out together?? simon takes kit to his band's concerts?? simon teaches kit how to play the guitar?? simon is especially overprotective of kit because he knows what it's like to be new to being a shadowhunter and how hard it can be?? kit can open up to simon about his "uNrEqUiTed LoVe" situation and simon's been there so he can talk to him??

that's all i had to say.

Anyone else remember when Simon and George were gonna raise baby out if there sock drawer? Cause it was so pure I love them so much!

"The state of the hair of the New York Institute is strong, and with the exception of a single mishap, which we are recovering from, we foresee only positive developments in the domain of our hair in the months and years to come."

More excited for this than anything tbh

heyyyy so happy for twp news finally after having religiously followed the shadowverse since i first read mortal instruments as a 13 year old I AM PSYCHED to see how it all ties up together

my question is how much of the mortal instruments gang will i get to see in twp?!! (pls keep the 6 alive and happy plsplspls thank you bye)

Well, you know I never promise anything about aliveness and happiness, but you will see them all. One of the first things that happens in Last King is that Dru and Thais travel to New York to see Simon's band at Pandemonium (and everyone is there — Jace, Clary, Simon, Isabelle, Magnus, Alec...)

hello I am a cringe ass loser who likes Simon Lewis

+ my thoughts abt him. also he should have been gay and in love with Jace thank u for coming to my ted talk.

Shout out too @heronsthornx on TikTok because this is the most accurate representation I’ve seen of there friendship.

Proof:

Lord Montgomery

“Everybody knows you are a devil with the ladies, with your poetically puffed shirt and irresistible pants…”

“Lord Montgomery considers nothing but his own desires. I’ll tell you something else. Lord Montgomery has a very large estate… and pretty extensive grounds too.”

ME AND THE 9 OTHER SIZZY STANS ARE WE READY FOR BETTER IN BLACK!!!

Anyone who gets this book needs to send the sizzy chapters IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!! It’s so hard being a Stan of Cassandra Clare’s least favourite tmi couple…. 😩😩😩😩

In my heart Isabelle is 6’0 and Simon is 5’11😔😔

Simon IS shorter than isabelle okay I DONT CARREEE ABOUT WHAT THEIR WIKI FANDOM PAGE SAYS SIMON IS A SHORT KING A MALEWIFE IF YOU WILL AND ISABELLE IS A TALL ICON