Not A Huge Poster In Any Kind Of Way, But Psych Just Made Me Write Smth. This Show Is So Funny, That

Це ніколи не був любовний трикутник, як мені на декілька секунд здалося. Це був відрізок. І точка, яка йому не належить. І ніколи не буде належати. Проблема в тому, що я не спочатку зрозуміла, що це відрізок. Звичайно, у мене були підозри на цю тему, але я не хотіла бачити правди, і бачила тільки те, що вигідно було мені. Тому, я бачила окремі точки, не розуміючи, що вони з'єднані. Я розраховувала стати відрізком з однією з них, але зараз я розумію, що у мене ніколи не було на це права. Так добре скривати, що ви відрізок треба вміти. А вони вміють це на 10 з 10, ну... майже. Вміють скривати добре, але контролювати емоції - ні.

Fanfic idea, lmk

Two single parents Neil Josten and Andrew Minyard find out their adopted kid has a twin, determined not to let them grow up without each other they sort out a system where they get to spend time with one another and still feel as close as siblings

And mayhaps fall in love along the way?

father when can i leave to be on my ooOoOOown 💅💅

a relationship between a 5′ tall blonde goalie from a made up sport and a mouthy 5′3 runaway with a murderous father is something that can actually be so personal…

goD like im so fucked up over the idea of andrew and neil giving each other forehead kisses like

neil starts it b/c three inches taller is the perfect height to kiss andrew’s forehead

it starts as just another thing neil does during their iconic makeout sessions

(or like, you know)

(when they’re done)

but then neil starts doing it other times and andrew is just like ?????

neil will give him a forehead kiss before leaving for class in the morning

or right before bed

andrew pretends that he thinks it’s the most annoying thing ever, but he really really secretly loves it and how it slowly just becomes neil’s go-to form of affection

it takes a while for any of the other foxes to notice since it’s a pretty intimate gesture, so there aren’t really that many occasions for them to see it

months after it started, they finally see it when neil goes to ask andrew something during a scrimmage and before he turns to leave he just kisses andrew’s helmet (!!!!!!)

allison makes an unbelievable amount of money

they all think that they will never see andrew return the gesture in a million years 

but one day after a game the press is super nasty to neil and pull up way too much shit from his past

he holds it together until he gets back to the locker room but then he can’t breathe and the room is spinning 

and andrew just shoves him up against the wall to keep neil from collapsing, with one hand on his neck and the other flat against neil’s heart

“neil, stop. fucking listen to me, you’re fine, you’re safe here, it’s okay”

neil does calm down after a minute and just looks exhausted and worn out as he refuses to make eye contact with anyone but andrew

everyone thinks andrew is going to step away now that neil is fine but he doesn’t

he presses himself up on his tiptoes

and grabs neil’s face between his hands to pull it down a little

and kisses his forehead

neil, book one: anything romotely sketchy happens and i’m fucking out of here

neil, book three: kevin stop being a little bitch and tell the mafia boss to fuck off

Nora Sakavic must have put crack onto whatever writing device she used when writing aftg because I don’t have any other explanation as to why this book has stayed in my life for years. This book has been in my mind since the first time I’ve read it and no matter how many books I read I always come back to it. I reread it every few months to try and find new meanings in it and I always go back to her blog after to read about things that happen in the future or what could’ve become. I compare every new book I read with it knowing it’ll never be the same. I read fanfiction about it when I have nothing better to do with my time. This book has corrupted my mind in the best and worst way possible. I get so annoyed when I see the same words everytime I open the books like somehow it’s going to be different after the 500th time reading it. No other fandom has stayed with me this long the way aftg has and no other fandom compares to the pure insanity that’s in the books.

@caffeinated-croissant​ recommends: Heaven and Hell (Were words to me) by sporadichearttcollector

It was fun to revisit this story of Andrew as a supervillain with a soft heart, Aaron as a med student with a good bedside manner, Neil and the Foxes as superheroes, and not one, but two secret relationships. Thanks for the rec! -A

heaven and hell (were words to me) by sporadichearttcollector [M, 22068 Words, Complete, 2019]

He would never admit it, but his thing for Neil is becoming a serious problem. Half his schemes aren’t even real anymore, if he’s honest. They’re just excuses to see number ten.

Andrew isn’t a hardcore villain anyways, so it’s not really a big deal. As long as he robs a few banks a year, he doesn’t have to worry about keeping a job or rent, and his brother gets to continue med school.

It was a good plan until Neil fucking Josten showed up and started meeting all his standards.

tw: implied sexual assault, tw: violence, tw: blood, tw: nonconsensual drug use, tw: depression, tw: implied/referenced murder, tw: implied/referenced rape/noncon, tw: implied/referenced self harm, tw: implied/referenced torture, tw: canonical character death, tw: implied/referenced drug addiction, tw: implied/referenced child abuse

when i hear "boys will be boys" there's no other acceptable argument than that time andrew bought a maserati and matt immediately put their differences aside and asked andrew to start it up and andrew "i never do what people tell me to unless they're neil" minyard twisted the key in the ignition