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Inquisitor: I'm feeling sort of existentially insane, but I'm trying to hold it together.

Cassandra: I'm so horny and angry all the time and I have no outlet for it.

Leliana: Stop snitchin', motherfucker.

Josephine: When I walk down the street, I need everybody, all day long, to like me so much. It's exhausting.

Cullen: I used to smoke crack.

Varric: The more you do stuff, the better you get with dealing how you still fail at it a lot of the time.

Solas: If it's one of those "true or false" questions you should be able to add a third option, which is, "who's to say?"

Vivienne: You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.

Dorian: Then, for a backstory, I will pepper in the fact that I am gay.

Sera: STREET SMARTS

Cole: Things don't exist until they exist.

Blackwall: And then I said, "No," you know, like a liar.

Iron Bull: I took it, drank all of it, and said, "It's perfume."

Krem: Oh, well, thank you for asking. Well, you know how I'm full of rage?

Lace Harding: I'm very small and I have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress I'm under.

Hawke: I'll keep all my emotions right here, and then one day I'll die.

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No entiendo a mi padre cuando me llama desde México.

He talks about the weather and asks if I have heard about the sun. I tell him the sun has visited me in times of great need, but my father is already postulating about his garden. The pineapples have been growing in the heat for one and a half years and will be ready to harvest soon.

His plants are tended with patience and love, watched in development from seed to maturity. So careful is he with these living creatures and plot of land he calls his own. I remind him it’s only his for eighty-seven more years. Perhaps he should consider future generations of the living. But his voice is distant across the lines. I don’t have time to think about anything but now.

I think about these things after we hang up. I wonder if the pineapples fulfill him. Or if the sun warms his old bones.

LKT © 2016

Chiba Kotaro, Illustrations.

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