Oh My God I Have To Fill This Out, Ty For Bringing It To My Feed Lol

Uhh.. I think I'm lost..

What?? Van?? What van?? I've never seen a seen van in my life!!

*~THE GAY MONOCHROME ENGINEER OF GOOD LUCK HAS VISITED YOUR DASH. REBLOG IMMEDIATELY OR FACE CERTAIN DEMISE~*

Who are we dancing on?? They look funky..

I HAD to recreate one of my favorite videos ever, with all 9 mercs in view.

YESSSSS I LOVE THIS

Who Is Scout's Ma?

She's a character we know extremely little about, however when you stop to consider the IMPLICATIONS of what little we DO know, things start to get interesting:

1. She lives in the roughest part of Boston ("if you were from where I was from, you'd be dead") but dresses quite elegantly.

2. She had 8 boys, all of whom she raised BY HERSELF, and yet somehow she finds the time to maintain this impeccable appearance.

3. Scout clearly loves and admires her to a point where it's one of the few things he'll drop his "tough guy" act for, and dialogue in the comics like "Ma's gonna kill me if she finds out" implies he also still fears her disapproval, despite being a fully autonomous adult.

4. Spy, despite what he likes to pretend, is clearly head-over-heels for her. He even had her likeness engraved on his fanciest gun! (Note the distinct hairband & hoop earrings) For a man who avoids attachment to the point where he never lets anyone see his face, that's an unusual degree of infatuation.

5. None of Scout's brothers left Boston while he was growing up, despite a few of them presumably being adults by then. Not only this, they were still all getting into fights together, implying they were both continuing to live with or near their mother and brothers, AND had reasons to brawl with others beyond just some adolescent street scuffle.

My Theory:

Scout's Ma is the matriarch of a Boston-based crime family.

It explains her elegant appearance, how she and Spy were able to meet, why their bond clearly goes beyond a one-off fling, why she was able to be in Scout's life so much despite the financial burdens of being a single mother of 8, and why all of said 8 were continuing to get into fights with other locals. They weren't just some street gang, they were enforcers. It also explains why/how Scout got into mercenary work, his many mafia-themed weapons, and why he continues to fear her ire even as an adult.

Plus, take a look at this unused angle of the last photo from Meet The Spy:

You'd THINK a single mother from the rough side of Boston wouldn't appear so in-her-element on a fancy date with The Spy, and yet her appearance and demeanour here just SCREAM "confident and in control."

Scout's Ma is Boston's Godmother, and I desperately wish to see someone draw her as such.

HAPPY NEW YEARS YALL!!!

I definitely didnt almost forget it, I don't know what you're talking about Ù^Ú

I dunno if this is very accurate but uh.. here it is?

(The top three are El's and the bottom three are mine. I feel like mine was more accurate than hers loll. -❄️)

Tagsss: @mediccutie @blu3-1mp0st0r @redacted-clown @bucketmutant @ionlypostmymeemocs @shoeboxarcade

I know I usually don’t do these on main but like. Whatever. Tag game!!

𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑟𝑢𝑙𝑒𝑠 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑠𝑖𝑚𝑝𝑙𝑒: 𝑔𝑜 𝑡𝑜 𝑝𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑡, 𝑠𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑐ℎ "𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑛𝑎𝑚𝑒 + 𝑐𝑜𝑟𝑒," 𝑝𝑜𝑠𝑡 𝑠𝑖𝑥 𝑝𝑖𝑐𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒𝑠. 𝑇ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑡𝑎𝑔 𝑠𝑖𝑥 𝑝𝑒𝑜𝑝𝑙𝑒.

Ty for the tag @marimule

No pressure tags: @jamiekb @thedamfrenchfries @theghostofbean @crvida @meowyjean @harrys-strutting-dad and whoever else wants to

Happy New Year everyone <33

I love them 🥹

have some tf2 scribbles

Uhhhh.. So bad news guys- I might’ve gotten caught and got our whole team cursed-

(TW: Mild gore/Blood)

Its fine though!! We’re chilling- Mostly- ovo””

Oo can I join?? :D