None Pizza Left Beef.

Wait until they find out about rugby

#help

Wow sucks to not be a tumblr gold user rn

I had an interesting night last night

Ik this is supposed to be inspirational but it sounds like we've got like 400 if not more generations of capitalism left 😭

This is the level of petty I aspire to be

AHHH I CANNOT WAIT TO READ CHALICE OF THE GODS

This is so niche and amazing and I love it so much

this is going to a very niche audience but if any marauders fan has read the shapeshifter series by ali sparkes, thoughts on an au???

remus as dax obv, sirius as gideon, james as barry (bc invisibility cloak??) and then maybe lily and marlene both taking on a mix of mia and lisa. peter as clive too i reckon. snape as spook (and then tie in his friendship with lily as spook's friendship/romantic interest in mia!!)

book 1 with dumbledore being the villain (as the og headmaster, i dont remember his name but the guy who charms people) then minnie (as the lovely french teacher) stepping in as headmistress (she might also have to take on owen's role too bc i cant think of who else could tbh)

OR poppy being owen because the bond she and remus have is so perfect as owen and dax, then have minnie take on the role that tyrone has in one of the later books

then book 2 bringing in regulus as luke and he and james bond over the fact sirius is too busy with family member 3 (i was thinking maybe bellatrix as catherine even though theyre cousins not siblings, but she gives the vibes yk)

i could 100% write this once i finish my current wips and include all six books plus the spinoff series unleashed. if yall wanna know more please say i could talk about it forever

Gem is literally me

geminitay they could never make me hate you

The past he's haunted by is flower husbands

jimmy solidarity they could never make me hate you

I was just reading through the Christian Baby posts on Quora and so many of the comments were getting bad at them for trolling?????

what would you do *stares at you with my baby eyse*

The only correct answer tbh

guy who doesnt realize hes commanding a small army and thinks a lot of people are just going along with his bit