Cleaning

Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to.

jaythenerdkid (via escapedgoat)

Plus, if you’re a man, it just tells me you’re a douche.

(via azucar-rosa)

‘ The Forbes Billionaires List values, “individuals’ assets–including stakes in public and private companies, real estate, yachts, art and cash.”  The contributors also take into account estimates of debt and consult, “an array of outside experts in various fields.” Many of the billionaires who show up on the list are already high profile. So, the list is reliable for people like Bill Gates, Oprah Winfrey, and Warren Buffet. You can also quickly check their net worth on Wikipedia. Yet, not all billionaires are as easy to pin down. Many billionaires are unlikely to show up on any public list. They don’t want the publicity for themselves or their family. They fear being kidnapped, being hit up for money, and even more: they fear the taxman. One of the few billionaires I ever met, is not on any list. This “UnGoogleable Man” paid lawyers a lot of money to remove his name from the public record. His wealth, properties, and investments are held in multiple layers of shell companies, trusts, offshore accounts, foundations, and holding companies. As Brandon Smietana highlights in another thread, some billionaires who get upset when they appear on public billionaire lists, “can vary their net worth as reported in Forbes by choosing to report or not to report various assets, that are owned through trusts and otherwise unlinked to the individual directly.” The Forbes list also tracks individuals, not families. So, in families where wealth is distributed, the list can be a little less reliable. No Rothschild made the list. ‘

something better is coming. the key is to work hard, take the necessary steps to get there, and trust that you deserve all the goodness coming to you. let go of all worry or doubt. what you want is already yours!

Pay attention ladies. This will save you from any faux pas and slip ups

Weird and Creepy.

Ashley Madison Profile ID#15096604

This guy's username is SugarJar but was originally MyTemptation.

He signs his messages - V.

Once I turn 23 I'm just going to stay 23 for a few years. Then 24... Few years... 25... You see where this is going.

Renaming HK. He’s now Mr. Gabs. He talked my ear off this weekend. I won’t see him now until September but he left me a little over 4K. I’m both sad and relieved he’s gone. He’s a bit clingy and needy but ultimately very sweet. Won’t say no to me for anything. Butttt I’m officially on a cleanse now after a weekend full of rich meals and no gym. Salads for days 😒 Mr. Positivity might fly me out either middle or end of this month or both. Kinda hoping the latter. That’d put me at 8K for the month of July..

Make yourself so happy so that when others look at you they become happy, too.

Yogi Bhajan  (via fuckinq)

An email from some guy on Ashley Madison hahaha I was going to send back a polite hell no or something but I decided to have some fun. Inspired by a lot of you ladies in the bowl, I’m Trollin’ on the daily.

let’s take a moment to ponder over the importance of baby hairs.