Presuppositions Of Neuro-Linguistic Programming

Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*

Make yourself so happy so that when others look at you they become happy, too.

Yogi Bhajan  (via fuckinq)

Untitled on We Heart It.

Oh lord I have to watch wolf of wall street once a week so I can dream about exactly that

If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero

Me in a nutshell.

fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card

fucked-from-above1994:

Spare change works well for me

I really wanna keep bricks in my car to throw at dumb ass drivers. Like oh, you jump in my lane without turning on your turn signal? Oop, there goes your back window.

There’s no need for heartbreak warfare. It’s called ‘I love you’ — ‘I love you too’. ‘I need more love’ — ‘You got more love’, and you can get through life like that. Shouldn’t you just, on days where you want more love, be like ‘I had a bad dream that you were sleeping around, it’s really irrational, but just love me extra today’. Why can’t we just have this thing where you just say ‘Just love me extra today’. If I was with somebody and they said ‘Love me extra today’, I would love them extra forever.

John Mayer, Atlanta, 2010 (via kvtes)

John Mayer, melting panties off every day.