Elegantpartygardenmuffin - 💕🗿Kiri🗿💕

Hanamaki: I am dumber than a mouse. I saw a glue trap in a drawer and I didn't know what it was (I thought it was a tray of sauce) so I pressed my entire hand into it and now I'm stuck to a glue trap

Oikawa: I...what kind of sauce looks like glue?

Hanamaki: barbeque sauce :(

Iwaizumi: I really don't want to be rude, but hey, why the ever loving FUCK did you press your entire hand down into what you thought was a tray of barbecue sauce?

Hanamaki: I saw it and it was dark in the drawer and I went "hehe...sauce time"

Daryl: God, give me patience.

Y/N: I think you mean 'give me strength'.

Daryl: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

Yaku: So, who is Karasuno’s Captain?

Sugawara: Whoever can yell the loudest.

bisexuals always pose like this

INTERESTING...

Y/N, on the top bunk: Daryl there’s a monster under my bed!

Merle, on the bottom bunk: honestly, fuck you

"Not all men..."

Yeah your right José Pedro Balmaceda Pascal would never treat me like this

Daryl: I need to get something off my chest

Y/n: Is it your shirt

Daryl:...

Y/n:...Please say yes