honestly, cutest thing ever
Yesterday my little brother told me something very sweet and touching, that when he was a kid and had nightmares about monsters chasing him or whatever he would be able to end the nightmare by finding me in the dream and I would protect him by fighting off the zombies, or carrying him away. This is adorable, and makes me feel like the greatest older sibling in the world, but the hilarious thing is that when I was a kid I had nightmares of needing to save him from zombies and such. so many dreams where he was in trouble and I needed to save him. Like my nightmares began where his ended. Low key I think he mastered the ability to psychically transfer his nightmare to me as a child and I'm kind of annoyed with him.
this is amazing
shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply
"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post
"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior
"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares
"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.
"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all
".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity
morí y reviví 3 veces al entrarme que terminaste tu wip, hermoso.
(FLASHING COLORS) Girasol
hfjone ruined my life
listen to him, he's spitting facts
one day all of my followers will have played ace attorney in this i believe
absolute peak. this is what I pay the internet for
ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE
tumlbr, its me, aceattorneygame on tumblr. believe in yourself
I know you guys changed the profile picture to match the season two style, but mephone looks so strangly sad in this picture :-( you took all of his joyousness and whimsicallity.wahhhhh
This is what corn does to a man.
Lawyer never cry