Hey Man I Haven’t Seen A Single Similar Post (concerning???) So I Feel Like It’s Important To Make

Cause apparently I hate myself

I watched Twilight!

Continually filling your mutual's dash with your blorbo like some sort of missionary trying to convert them

The wives are underappreciated. Brutus’ wife doesn’t even die on screen. Just a “oh your wife is dead btw”

Hamlet to Claudio : L + Ratio + didn’t ask + no bitches +

yeah uh... don't do this :)

I don't really have a specific image of Foaly in mind when I read Artemis Fowl, but simultaneously I absolutely imagine Weird Al from the Foil video

artemis fowl memes i made in the car bc there isnt enough anywhere

If you are going to take a tour, I would like to see your room, it must be very luxurious

I know this is messy, but I needed this in my life! Thank you @brekkie-bing for combining these things!

Can someone who isn’t me draw Butler and Juliet cosplaying as Alex and Olivier Armstrong please and thank you

But, legitimately, teleporting frogs sound terrifying, you’re quite correct. 

This in your bed. 12:00 AM. You just had a midnight snack

I must ask, what is your opinion on, "THE FREAKING FROGS I am very scared that the gay frogs are going to come into my bed and be gay. "THE WATER IS TURNING THE FREAKING FROGS GAY" Like just sitting there like regular frogs that they are, it scares me. Stay in the creek! Stop with your gay teleporting I say! So, I must know your take on these teleporting gay frogs! (You asked for asks, I deliver XD)

TELEPORTING GAY FROGS SOUND TERRIFYING!!

AND NOT BECAUSE THEY ARE GAY!!

I can't imagine minding my own business and then I turn around and it's just HUNDREDS of gay frogs ribbiting at me!!!

I AM PROUD YOU HAVE COME OUT AND ARE PROUD OF YOUR ORIENTATION FROGS, THAT IS SUCH BRAVERY, BUT WHY ARE YOU PLAGUING MY HOUSE?!