Egoggy666 - Love Me Until I Love Myself

if i see a group of men laughing i just know its not funny

Real mfers know a guy with a dad bod is way better than some dehydrated body builder

jesus was really just like "are you fucking stupid"

New Nandermo fic! Two: lots of blood, sexual mentions, major character death, changing into a vampire. Full story on AO3

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Guillermo was dancing with another man. His face, his body, none of it registered in Guillermo's mind, but he could feel the solidness of the other man pressed against his chest, his arm around strong shoulders.

Oh but he could feel the eyes. Feel the eyes boring into the back of his skull and he could feel the emotion in waves, feel a delicious tingle in his spine.

He knew just who was watching.

The man leaned in to press a dangerous kiss to Guillermo's neck. There was a hint of fangs in the kiss, the idea driving a shiver through the human.

"You're a brave one, a human in a vampire nightclub." The unfamiliar voice rumbled. "What if I bit you right now? Right here in the middle of this club?"

"Do it, that's what I'm waiting for." Guillermo said and before the man could respond, he was ripped from Guillermo's arms and thrown across the room.

I dunno maybe the horrors would be less daunting if we were holding hands

She could smell trouble…

Jacob Janerka,  Hello, this is crab…