Like Stede Would A Million Percent Accidentally Wander Into Fae Land While Flower Picking He Would Just

ed when someone doesn’t immediately fall kitten mitten smitten with stede the gentlemen pirate bonnet

Jacob Janerka,  Hello, this is crab…

my tits are too pretty for this. for all these agonies.

you seem stressed. have you considered indulging in the earthly pleasures of the flesh?

who is she

I want Guillermo to hunt down and brutally murder Nandor. I want Guillermo to ignore him forever, he’s not even worth mentioning and for that to slowly drive Nador insane. BEGGING on his knees for even a glance in his direction. I want Nandor to realize how in love he is and how fucked he made the situation and to slowly dissolve with the guilt and pressure of trying to fix what he can’t. I want them to have gay sex on screen

Love me like there’s no tomorrow

i love you trans girls who don’t pass i love you trans girls who are stealth i love you trans girls who don’t try to pass or don’t want to pass. i love you trans girls who don’t want any sort of medical transition i love you trans girls who have more surgeries than they have fingers. i love you trans girls who can clearly define and explain their own womanhood i love you trans girls who couldn’t put it into words if they tried. i love you trans girls for existing. i love you trans girls, wholly and entirely

one thing keeping me alive and thriving rn is the thought of ed motor boating the shit out of stede’s stiddies when they finally reunite. it’s what they both deserve.