Me N This Guy Are Dating Now Btw

Weird small town media, my beloved

IM FREEE we broke up a few eeeks ago

guys a guy asked me to prom after knowing me for two days 🤠

if there isnt a Dowbdetector/AO3 tag when i return there WILL be problems

HELP WHILE Ao3 IS DOWN SOME PEOPLE ARE POSTING FICS IN THE DOWNDETECTOR COMMENTS 😭😭😭

I’M SCREAMING

I still can’t get over the name Goldenloin

Like, he’s your main character’s lover and he’s named Sir Greatinbed? Sir Fucksalot?? Sir Sexhaver??? He’s the main gay love interest and his name’s Sir Longshlong??? 10/10 no notes oscar nomination in the mail

Looking at YouTube live chat is like looking into an ant enclosure and just wondering why they’re all circled around a Cheeto

we should start a support group for tumblr users living in bumfuck tennessee

My 70 year old aunt wanted me to make her a psa (more like a death threat) on social media about someone (more than likely something) stealing her blueberries this is only really effective if you live in bum fuck Tennessee but she wanted me to quote her on this “ to who ever is taking my blackberries and blueberries let me warn you that you don’t know which night I’ll be out there with Henry (her rifle) or maybe rouger (her pistol) and I will catch you or my daisy will (her hunting dog)” anyways how has your guys day been

i said it was my favorite piece of media that i’ve hyperfixated on since the tender age of 12 and have not let go of since. i didnt say it was a Good piece of media

Building a fantasy world is like being the world's most specific historian.

given that spooky season is now upon us (it starts in july now) i will be freaking iut over poeticbee for the forseeable future