By The Way This Says “will Wood Is My Favourite Singer…. I Love The Rat Man” 🐀

Tldr: was searching for a femtanyl sample, fell down a rabbit hole, ended up writing poetry (poem and paragraph yapping under the cut)

Was gonna do an oc lore drawing but couldn’t figure out what I wanted to do for the background and I thought “hey, text usually works as a bg” so I was thinking of text to put when I remembered the poem from WORLDWID3 (look at possum- there he lies, children see his lifeless eyes. When he wakens, watch him run.) and then started to think about what the sample was so I looked it up (I looked up the first lines of the poem into the YouTube search bar) and after I found it I can say I’m pretty sure the poem he’s reading is from a movie so THEN I was like “oh crap copyright laws :[ “ and ended up writing my OWN poem about opossums so anyway here’s that;

Beware the possum

For he lets out a false cry

You’ll find no truth in his lifeless eyes

His yellow teeth gleaming in his accismus gape

his performance- a deceiving drape

As he lies, believe no ounce

For while you are oblivious

watch him pounce

Also do not use this poem without credits or permission pretty please I spent too much time on making it sound as cryptic and spooky as I can

okay thanbk yew for reaging 🫶 /gen

I have several will woods in my brain perchance

• love me, normally will wood

• love, me normally will wood

• vampire culture will wood

• 2016 interview will wood

• tomcat disposables will wood

• neil cicerega

bonus

• Charlie slimesicle

• luz noceda

I saw this and said. “this should go on tumblr.” so now its on tumblr.

Why do they call fizzy drinks soft drinks like sir that is clearly very pointy and pain to drink ​

Human Kurtis redesign demo 😼

Context 👈

New blog header image!! :D also first time drawing my persona in like 6 months

lol testing how to edit tumblr posts

I showed my mother this image (below) and she said;

“kinda reminds of that one song “fireball” y’know? Like ‘duh duh da duh duh duh… mold spore”

Born to draw at an ungodly speed, forced to have really choppy and fake looking speedpaints 😔

All my (somewhat official (the poster isn’t)) fnaf stuff! :D

Stats under the cut >:3 ⬇️

Catagory titles in red and orange, numbers in blue, and extra details in italics

Fnaf plushies;

Curse of Dreadbear; 2 (Jack o’ Chica, Dreadbear)

Security Breach; 1 (Blacklight Montgomery Gator)

Five Nights at Freddy’s (misc); 2 (Circus/Balloon Boy Foxy, Lolbit)

Fnaf Books;

Five Nights at Freddy’s; 4 (FNAF; The Twisted Ones, FNAF; The Silver Eyes- The Graphic Novel, FNAF; The Twisted Ones- The Graphic Novel, FNAF; The Fourth Closet- The Graphic Novel

Fazbear Frights; 9 (Graphic Novel Collection Vol. 1, Graphic Novel Collection Vol. 2, Graphic Novel Collection Vol. 3, Graphic Novel Collection Vol. 4, Graphic Novel Collection Vol. 5, #1 Into The Pit, #2 Fetch, #7 The Cliffs, #8 Gumdrop Angel)

Tales From The Pizzaplex; 4 (#3 Somniphobia, #6 Nexie, #7 Tiger Rock, #8 B7-2)

Reference Books; 3 (Five Nights At Freddy’s; The Ultimate Guide, Five Nights At Freddy’s; Official Character Encyclopaedia, Security Breach; Files)

Miscellaneous; 2 (Five Nights At Freddy’s; The Official Movie Novel, Five Nights At Freddy’s; The Week Before- Interactive Novel)

FNAF posters;

Fnaf 1; 1 (“Celebrate!” Poster from the security office)

IN TOTAL:

FNAF Plushies; 5

FNAF books; 22

FNAF posters; 1

Zoo wee mama thats alot!!

Will Wood music is so good it’s like. I’m at a jazz show. I’m at a rock concert. I’m disassociating. I’m hyper aware of how my body looks. I hate modern society. Can’t we go back to the 50s? Wait the 50s sucked too. I’m a vampire. I’m a werewolf. I’m incapable of love. I have so much love to give. What’s my gender anyway? I am at a skeleton swing party in an animated film.

WHEN IN GODS NAME DID 5HEY ADD MICKEY MOUSE???

Ok since crk is getting popular again uh I haven’t played since 2022 and I just have one question

Did the fandom recover from herb cookie and sparkling cookie? From the graphinite edits?

Does anyone else remember that??? 😭