Nothing Too Extraordinary Happened Today. But Then. Got To Pet Stray Cat. Best Day Of My Life.

Oswald and Valorie’s cat, Ditzy! (This man has probably never seen a cat before do NOT leave him to cat-sit 🙏)

I forgot I’m somewhat bilingual like an will wood an t-ámhraní is fearr liom… is aoibhinn liom an fear francach like it sounds so ominous

Fun fact!!! the most similar tasting meat to human meat is veal (calf meat), so technically if you just got beef on your pizza it would probably taste the same

people

I wonder who she’s kissing now by tv girl 😼

@blackrosieva join my man >:3

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

Interaction I had with my mother today

Me; “Roblox chicken nugget deepfake”

Mom; “That’s fair.”

I GOT LACKADAISY PATREON MWHAHAH IM SO EXCITED

Ok since crk is getting popular again uh I haven’t played since 2022 and I just have one question

Did the fandom recover from herb cookie and sparkling cookie? From the graphinite edits?

Does anyone else remember that??? 😭

Happy earthday to the ground‼️

I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.

Yummers

“mold is gross!!” “mold gets people sick!!” maybe for you. my mold loves me. we share germs & we arw in love ❤️ he livws on my water bottle and i take him everywhere with me. i am dyinf. for unrelated reasons

Literally me with my oc terrance. He’s just some guy

​I mean he does get slingshotted into some outer realm because the child of death himself was like “man I’m bored” and death was like “np dude I gochu here’s ur new best friend” and then it’s just Terry from finance

stanley parable narrator be like this is my oc and hes just a middle aged white man with an office job