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"if you're going to eat that rotisserie chicken please do it in an area where none of us can see" you hate me. you hate me because i have different eating habits than you and you want me to STARVE

character A, battered, bruised, and bloody, going "you should see the other guy" with a proud look on their face

character B, completely unharmed but visibly shaken and traumatized

getting tumblr asks is like receiving a letter in the mail to me. you understand.

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hello Tumblr user,

petting you petting you petting you petting you I'm petting you petting you

where is all the art that perfectly appeals specifically to my exact tastes and desires and nobody elses

reblog to pet prev

I should probably make an intro on my account here one day.. ehhhhhh maybe not

Idk man, I'm just *me* on here, I can't really tell what about me would necessitate an intro. I don't post on social media to be social, weirdly enough. For me it's just a space where I exist, often times without the the limits of real life. (Lack of acceptance, money, requires less time, blah blah blah you get it)

Obviously I don't mind being social, otherwise I'd have everything private or on an offline alternative anyways.

Maybe it'd be nice to make friends cause someone saw the fandoms I like or whatever, but then again they could just look at what I talk about to know that really.

Obviously I don't post *everything* I like and know and everything about me, but nobody says everything about themselves IRL either, now do they? So I guess it's no different online

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I guess maybe if I ever take commissions then? Or whenever, technically. I mean I definitely would love to have some pocket cash.

Idk I don't even have a following that warrants me thinking about all this junk anyways, I just wanna exist and create art. No need to complicate things I guess

i think something possessed me when i did the perspective because goddamn

Chat idk if I'm cooking

Follow for the same picture of a rock every day

[ image id: a picture of a grey and white rock on a white background, with a stock photo water mark overlaid on it end id]