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via CNN: "In a surprise move by the infamous Detroit rap duo, record company Psychopathic Records announced today that the two would begin their official run for the White House, not as President or Vice President, but as the first dual-Presidency ever. [...] CNN investigation found that this announcement coincided with a multi-million dollar campaign donation from the Betty Crocker Corporation, who has declined to comment at this time."

Has anyone else seen this? I feel like I'm going insane.

I buy my pro nouns there

you are so damn annoying i dont care if its parody like actually just get off the internet and go work at walmart or somethjng

You mean Woke Mart?

I view 8 websites a day, am I “cooked” (slang term)

POV: YOUR TERMINALLY ONLINE DATE

Sorry for not posting I’ve been really sick

WHAT THE FUCK

Lesser Known Layers Of The Abyss

High school cafeteria where all the popular kids are laughing at you and also they're all Balors.

A fire pit of endless torture, but all the demons are on break. If you won't mind grabbing a red hot poker and torturing yourself, that would be great!

10th circle of hell. They borrowed it before the whole Blood War thing but since the falling-out they didn't really feel like giving it back, you know?

A field but there's, I dunno, lots of spikes there or something. Look, it's infinite planes, they can't all be winners.

Hang on, that's Tumblr HQ! Wow! This explains a lot, right?

Happy pastoral layer that all the demons are mildly embarrassed by.

NegaFrance, it's like France but evil and fucked up.

Oh boy, look, it's another Acid Swamp of Horrors. Sigh. Do you bet this one has demons? God they're scraping the barrel.

They renamed Twitter again

Why are you such a stupid liberal! Haha I have Owned you!

I’m offended!