I Love How When We Are First Introduced To Vetinari, He's This All-powerful Tyrant With Spies Everywhere,

Wanna see a funny thing ? This is the worldwide trend search for The Crow Road

oh to be a pup being painted - by William Henry Hamilton Trood (1848-1899). 

Sam plz,,, you're so close,,, just one coworker away from starting shit,,,

Discworld Elysium part 5

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that moment when you’re reading a history book and get jumpscared by an eerily familiar name from Discworld. pterry strikes again

context: Wynkyn de Worde (along with William Caxton) first popularized the printing press in England

BOOK: How To Be A Tudor by Ruth Goodman (pg 13)

If you are an avid Discworld reader, you remember that the premise of Jingo is the sudden appearance of an island in the middle of the sea.

Say hello to Graham Island, a real thing that happened in the 19th century. An island rose up in the Mediterranean, stayed there just long enough to be claimed by England, Spain, Sicily and France, then sank back. The whole thing lasted less than six months.

hey say something nice to me

it's okay if you don't pass. it's okay if you don't want to pass. it's okay if you can't pass. you can still find happiness and peace in yourself.

please do express yourself in whatever way makes you happiest - to the best of your ability and safety. who you are is good. you are so wonderful, and people want to see you shine!

I eagerly await the moment when Tumblr introduces ranked voting. It's the feature no-one but me asks for (and therefore has a chance of being implemented), and I can only hope it would generate some deeply niche discourse about the true meaning of Arrow's impossibility theorem.