Dyke-in-recovery - The Real Mirage Was My Sexuality This Whole Time

What makes you enjoy slave Leia so much? Merely a strong woman in a humiliating, revealing costume, or is there anything more to it?

Slave Leia fixed me.

I don't think I have a lot to say about it that isn't obvious, since I'm kinda stupid. But it's more than just a strong woman being put in a humiliating revealing costume.

First is the in universe concept (uh, I guess, spoilers for like a forty year old movie). It's not just that Leia is captured and put in the bikini. She's captured while in the process of thinking she can be strong and capable, that she can save someone. The outfit and voice changer she used while trying to rescue Han covered up her sex and her weakness. The contrast with that is immense. And when she's caught, people *laugh*. It's a big *joke*. It's not a serious she did a good try but jabba's crack team of security were better. It's like a surprise prank that they all pulled on her. Compare the defiance from when Vader first captures her on the blockade runner in EP IV, when she is strong in the face of capture after a battle well fought, to the face she makes when jabba catches her. No defiance. Just embarrassment, disgrace, weakness, confusion, stupid girl. Sorry I'm kinda masturbating while writing this.

And then she is stripped and put in a tacky bikini with arm bands and hair bands and a collar and leash. Fine. But she is exposed in front of Luke. The one who she was trying to be all tough girl equal around in EP IV and v. He is calm, composed, powerful, which just makes her weakness and stupidity more evident. Of course she couldn't save a man. But one could save her, at the price of seeing her stripped down to a waist and pair of tits.

And that's edge edge that's what brings this into the real world. It completely destroys Leia's character for the entire series. Ask any man who's watched star wars to describe the most iconic scene for Luke and it's idk his training with Yoda or his blowing up the death star or whatever. None of them will say him shirtless and weak and vulnerable in the bacta tank. But ask the same question about Leia and you will get one answer. If it had been her character from the start it wouldn't wreck me quite so much. But it isn't, it's two movies of.building her up as a badass strong independent woman and then haha no you stupid girls who thought this universe took you seriously this is how everyone sees you. The fact that it took away and overwrote and deleted and replaced oh god everything that she did in the eyes of the male audience the film was marketed.to edge is she's literally on a chain looking up at the guy she was pretending to be an equal to just like how I have to be lower and beneath and

And on top of all of that was Carrie's discomfort real world with how revealing the costume was to her professional colleagues it's literally wear this bra and skirt with no panties in front of people you pretend edge are workplace equals wet and pose while kneeling in it for the official promotion materials bark and inspire generations of girls to think that when they attend conventions about their hobbies they should dress up like subservient edge sluts and pose in huge undifferentiated groups for photos and anyways that's part of why I like slave Leia so much thanks for the ask.

i hope you recover from internalised feminism

i hope you recover from all those mean, boring feminists telling you what to do

i hope you learn not to feel guilty for wanting to serve men

i hope you learn not to feel guilty for wanting to suck dick

i hope you learn not to feel guilty for wanting to get fücked like a rag doll

i hope you learn to love the feeling of being on your knees again

i hope you learn to love fantasising about getting pregnant and having babies again

i hope you learn to love wanting to be a trad wife, trophy wife, maid, secretary, cook, cleaner (anything where you willingly submit yourself to a man’s natural authority over you)

i hope you feel brave enough to roll your eyes when those mean, boring feminists start running their dumb mouths again

because we know the truth, don’t we, little gender traitor? little pick-me girl?

that you are a hole

to be filled with instructions, cock, and babies

you weren’t meant to do things that are difficult or complicated like those mean, boring feminists say

you were meant to beg for male attention

because being submissive, doing as you’re told, being popular with boys is so much easier

so much more fun

feels so much more true to yourself

forget feminism. edge. get fucked. suck dick. get bred. return to being male property.

those mean, boring feminists lied to you. this is what you were made for.

Girls were made to be owned

You don't need to think

Let Men do that for you

Average lesbian

C/W: Dykebreaking, mentions of rape, mild cheating

What? What’s wrong? Never seen a guy get changed before? Aww, boo hoo, I thought little miss lesbian over here was just ‘one of the boys’. You’re ‘still a girl’, are you? Really? Don’t tell me it makes you twitch when you see my bulge then. You’re saying eww but your eyes can’t decide whether you like my abs or my cock more. Yeah, you really are just a girl, aren’t you?

Don’t worry, I won’t tell the others. They’ll never know that you secretly like cock. No, no, it’s okay. You don’t have to deny it. You don’t have to like men but every strand of DNA in you craves cock. You were fucking born for it. And that’s okay, ‘bro’. Do you like it when I jerk my cock over my boxers? You’re saying no but tell me how wet your cunt is. Show me.

Good girl. That’s such a good fucking girl. You know you’re pretty fucking hot, don’t you? If you weren’t so keen on pretending your pussy didn’t crave cock, I’d have railed you into your girlfriend’s bed already. Aww, you don’t want to cheat on her? You don’t have to. I’d rape you. I’d be a strong, gross, pervy man, bend you over her mattress, and brutally rape you. You wouldn’t have a choice. You could cry and tell your girlfriend some strange man forced himself on you. Blame it on the man. Blame your wet, cum-filled cunt on him.

You’re touching yourself now. God, you really are a fucking perv. Does it feel good lying to everyone? Aww, you really do like girls? Do you want me to stop? Tell me to stop or I’ll take my cock out and jerk it over your pretty little face. Tell me. You can’t, can you? Because you’re a filthy little cock-loving dyke. Look at it. Look at my cock.

It’s throbbing for you. Because I’m thinking about pushing my cock between your pretty dick-sucking lips. Because I’m thinking about burying my cock inside of your cunt and flooding your womb with cum. You’re just a girl, aren’t you? You can pretend to be one of us but I’ll always know what a cock-addicted fucking whore you are.

You’re so fucking wet. Good fucking girl, rub away at your pussy. Touch yourself to me. To a man. Are you thinking about these strong arms wrapped around your body, holding you while I jerk off inside of you? God, you really are just a fucking dyke loser, aren’t you? A loser that can’t even pretend to hold onto her cute little ‘sexual identity’. What would your friends say if they knew their dykey friend was just another man-addicted fuckdoll. God, you’re so fucking embarrassing, it’s so funny.

Fuck, open wide now. You’re going to fucking swallow all my seed. Give me that ‘I like girls’ shit again, and I’ll fucking blow my spunk all over your hair. Fuck, fuck, jerk me off. Stroke my cock like that. That’s so fucking good. You really were born for this. You’re handling my cock like an experienced slut. Shit, fuck, I’m not sorry for jerking off in your mouth. FUCK. Ughh, yes. Gargle it. Aww, are you going to throw up? Just swallow it. I’ll train you to enjoy my cum. Now go home and give your girlfriend a kiss. We’ll teach her to enjoy my jizz as well.

Emily Willis

i love misogyny i love the patriarchy i love being a stupid toy for Men but i especially love the girls who think the same way and want to make you into even more of a gender traitor like yes cunt!!! i love that we are both stupid and drooling for Male worship like imagine being this dumb and rooting for not only your own downfall but for other girls too!!! i could edge to this for hours

It's so wonderful how you can take nearly any lesbian character and, with just a single search, find entire volumes of porn, hentai, and fanfic of her happily getting fucked by men. It doesn't matter if she's just queer-coded or if she literally flies a pride flag, her legs will be spread with a smile while a man's using her.

If she has a girlfriend—No, she doesn't! Her girlfriend's been relegated to just a friend and might even be happily paired off with another man too. Even better, her "girlfriend" might be getting fucked next to her or walking in on her while she's moaning his name or blissfully unaware that she's cumming her brains out with their male friend behind her back.

The best of all is when the wider public doesn't even know she's a lesbian because of it. They're all so used to watching her get passed around and be a total cumslut for men that it's literally unthinkable. Lesbianism is just a line of trivia on her wiki page..

Not to toot my own horn but... I think this might be the most important breakthrough in Unifying Bim Theory in years. And in the world's greatest hour of need too, astonishing!

Whether your bimbo is a trad-wife or a slut, girl, gurl or boi, a giggly sweetheart or a pouty hellion, I think it holds up.

Feedback and discussion welcome. Keep it light.