They Invented A Fleshlight That Can Smoke Weed

they invented a fleshlight that can smoke weed

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3 months ago

a lesbian who agrees to entertain her kinkier bi gf's fantasy - "i want to watch you get fucked by a man, you're both gonna look so hot, and it drives me crazy to imagine how lucky he's gonna feel fucking a real lesbian and giving you your first real taste of straight sex, and you getting off despite not being attracted to him" - so they invite their trusted guy friend who they know will be cool about it and do his best to make the lesbian feel comfortable

she feels strange - is it apprehension? does she want to tap out? no, that's not it. in fact, she feels more eager to do it than ever. ...because it would turn her girlfriend on so much, of course.

all the reassuring that they can stop at any moment, that they can start slow, none of it means anything to her - because as soon as she's face to face with her friend's cock, she's basically salivating. once she's actually sucking him off, she doesn't even pay attention to her girlfriend, doesn't even think to look in her direction or listen to her encouragement and praise. he feels so good in her mouth. tastes so good. smells so good. she doesn't bother putting on a show - doesn't need to.

soon enough she forgets her girlfriend is even there - still touching herself and enjoying the show, unaware that her lesbian girlfriend is becoming a man-loving cockslut right in front of her. breathing in his musk as she licks up and down his cock, letting him press her face into his balls so she can huff and slurp them - feeling that broad reassuring hand on the back of her head... getting up to kiss and lick his hairy chest, getting manhandled by him as he asks if she's okay to continue, but the sound of his voice just goes straight to her clit. finally she's getting fucked in the pussy with that hot, throbbing cock she was slobbering all over just a moment ago. he's fucking her from the behind, holding her so firmly as he beats up her cunt and subjecting her to heat and fullness and friction she never could have imagined... his hips slap against her cakemeat while his hands squeeze her waist like a vice and she realizes she was made for this, this is what her body is perfect for

needless to say, the experiment didn't go according to plan. that much is obvious when, exhausted and cockdrunk, she mumbles to her girlfriend: "i think i'm straight..."

her girlfriend laughs, thinking it was a joke. because she doesn't know yet that it's going to come up again soon: "i don't think it's going to work out between us after all. i'm pretty sure i'm straight."

4 months ago
When You Find A Feminist Out In The World. You Have A Duty To Correct Her Silly Thoughts Of "equality"

When you find a feminist out in the world. You have a duty to correct her silly thoughts of "equality" and "feminism". Just fuck those thoughts out of her head, and soon she will start thinking about cooking, cleaning, and getting pregnant like a proper woman. So get out there and correct a feminist today!

4 months ago
Know Your Place

Know Your Place

Men are Men and girls are girls. It really isn’t that complicated.

Men are protectors, Men are creators, Men are leaders. Men take charge and tackle all problems head-on. Men are problem solvers and after a defeat, they just get back up stronger and fight even more dedicated.

girls, on the other hand, are nurturers. We are caretakers, we are nest builders and we are followers. We need structure to flourish, we boundaries to build a garden Eden within.

Men give orders and girls obey. That is how we complement each other. One doesn’t work well without the other.

2 months ago
Only The Hottest Babes! Register And Receive Messages From Girls!

Only the hottest babes! Register and receive messages from girls!

4 months ago
It'll Always Happen The Same Way - A Bitch Will Call Herself A Proud Feminist Until Some Loud, Misogynist

It'll always happen the same way - a bitch will call herself a proud feminist until some loud, misogynist Man gets tired of her speaking and decides to show her why she's inferior and before you know it, the cunt who called herself a feminist is now the one who's crawling up to whatever Man degrades her the most so she can lick his asshole, suck on his balls, and drink his piss and cum right from the cock that made her a drooling sexdoll.

4 months ago

Confession time: my secret dream is to run a misogynistic “secret society” that works to spread the word of the patriarchy, dismantle feminism, and put women back in our proper place, the kitchen and bedroom, serving as trad wives.

4 months ago
Emily Willis

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2 months ago
No More Thinking

No more thinking

No more worries

No more ambitions

No more anxiety

No more opinions

You're happier when you're brainless

You're better when you're stupid

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dyke-in-recovery - The Real Mirage was my Sexuality this Whole Time
The Real Mirage was my Sexuality this Whole Time

ex-dyke gender traitor, 23, sideblog of @serotoninslutsyndrome

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