Please Take Good Care Of Them!

Barbie (written by Greta Gerwig, delivered by America Ferrera)

What bullshittery, I prefer him after, he’s just so pretty 😍

Someone (unknown to me) on the internet had the audacity to include Echo on a list of "Star Wars character glow-downs" and I'm just like YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW!

I mean, come on, just look at our lovely man!!

Echo's gorgeous and I love him ❤️❤️❤️

Omega rating the snuggle comfort of the batch during bedtime

Written in her POV

Hunter- 3.5/5

Wakes up super easily

Hard to match breathing with

Bonus point for trying his best not to disturb me

Wrecker- 5/5

Big, but I don’t have to worry about falling since he holds me in place

Spreads out, I have lots of nooks to curl into

Super warm

Lula

Perfect, first choice

Echo- 4/5

Perfect size feel

Lack of legs leaves me good ventilation

Skin texture is unique—in a good way

Twitches more than the others

Overall, nearly perfect

Crosshair- 3/5

Once he falls asleep in his bed he is out for the night

Sometimes I wonder if he’s dead

Pretends he doesn’t like it, but I broke Hunter and will break him too

Not bad

Tech- 1/5

Hardest part is finding him in a comfortable position

Moves around way too much

Stays up super late

Bonus point because he tries not to move around as much when I’m comfortable, and he goes to sleep earlier for me

Phee suggested I put my entire body weight on his chest/torso, but I think I’m too small and don’t weigh enough.

Batcher- 1/5?

Good girl deserves a pity point

She’s great to nap with during the day

But at night she does not stop licking her paws. Ever.

Hunter doesn’t like her being on the bed anyway

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This was inspired by Izutsumi from Delicious in Dungeon who rated snoozing with her party members. I thought it was very cute and wanted to do the same with Omega and her brothers.

+bonus that didn’t make the cut

Okay, but imagine:

The Bad Batch and their partners go viral on BookTok because the men pull off all of the book boyfriend roles so well.

Wrecker perfectly does the two hands on the top of the door frame lean, either in a tank showing off his built arms, or a button-down shirt that pulls on his large arms, half the buttons undone showing off his muscular chest. He'd also be 1000% on top of the throwing you over his shoulder and walking away with you.

Hunter would use the hilt of his dagger to tilt your chin up. He'd also be the master of the sleeve roll up and darkening eyes...

Crosshair, unf, where do I start? "You're mine" in his voice, ugh, I'm melting... He'd be able to do the chin tilt, the doorway lean, the 'good girl' perfectly without batting an eye or breaking character... Help .

Echo, king of reading the user manual, reads all of your spicy books and knows exactly what you want, reciting quotes perfectly to you. Also, brushing your hair behind your ear, dragging his thumb along your lower lip...

Tech would build you the most realistic cosplays of your book couples / boyfriends. Also, mechanic tech covered in grease, coveralls tied at the waist, info-dumping on you about the vehicle he's working on?

Echo is coming back and is gonna be a main character is a clone-centric animated series? I’m feeling blessed.

Wrecker’s turn to be sleepy!! FT fuzzy socks and Lula sleepwear hehe

The Beach Batch 🏝️

Clone Force 99 - United!

Here they are! All of our charming boys at the beach, Pabu or elsewhere.

Now there’s only one question left: where is Omega?

The answer is simple: she took the pictures 😁

More: Echo | Tech | Wrecker | Hunter | Crosshair | Omega

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The Batch had to go undercover and Tech’s the only one that can wear heels

(I just wanted to draw Tech in a pretty dress)

Squeezing him until he squeaks like a dog toy

I cannot believe it didn't dawn on me before...

When Clone Force 99 is first introduced, they save Echo from imprisonment and experimentation on Skako Minor.

In the Bad Batch series finale, Echo saves Clone Force 99 (or what remains of it 💔) from imprisonment and experimentation on Tantiss.

The cavalry first saved Echo; now, he's saving the cavalry.

(If we want to take it one step further: in the series premiere, the cavalry returns to Kamino to save Omega. Now, in the series finale, Omega helps save them.)

Also, I find it rather poetic that, after years of Clone Force 99 being rejected and shunned by the regs, it's regs who agree to help free them from Tantiss.