Reposting this so I can find it when brain stops
* body language masterlist
* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does
* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes
* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said
* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again
* some more body language help
(hope this helps some ppl)
So I'm taking an art class and we where doing counter balance in class and right when I was finished the professor comes over and tells me to add more colors like bitch i work in monochrome thers already 2 colors what more do you want from me so I add purple I finish the he come back around and tells me I need more color so now I add yellow and I'm thinking ok this is enough right it looks good no more but this bitch comes back around and tells me more colors you need warm colors like red or orange and I'm just sitting there like I have black blue purple and yellow isn't this enough have you ever heard of a color palette but no so I add the damn red and nowni hate it
I keep trying to be silent cuz my roommates like to sleep in but god forbid you have to get up for any reason ciz if I shift my wait even slightly my bed bed starts creaking like the joints of en elderly man
YOUR SKIN CRAWING IS A METEPHOR!!
Your not it's supposed to feel like there's something crawling on you the phrase your skin crawling is met metaphorically!
THIS IS ANOTHER TYPE OF HALLUCINATION!
I can't wait for when all the trolls and hardcore memers get real ass jobs and suddenly the industry itself is just vine references and trolling you and the president unironicly uses the word yeet in a speech about terrorists and the world is just chaos
I no longer need to bow to the gods of wind in the morning to pacify the flying gremlin that live rent free at the foot of my bed for I have harnessed the power of the fucking sun and ascended to godhood myself the wind my try to nock me off my feet but even then it will only be giving me more power to burn anything that stands in my way to the ground these futel efforts to try and stop me will only fan the flames that control the gremlins around me-
I don't think people understand what I mean when I say conservative Christians are psycho and they scare me-
My mother forced me to go to church and I shit you not the pastor used the Holocaust as an example of what people do when they stray from god only to add in to that and say that without god each and everyone of us are easily capable of killing thousands and it's only fallowing god that keeps us from doing so
Like WTF goes on in this guy's head that he thinks EVERYONE is inherently capable of genocide
Merry Christmas everybody,
For this Christmas am I going to pretend to be a normal human being for once? No. No I am not. Am I going hide in the corner avoiding my family while lisining to buzzfeed unsolved and reading a book on poison? Yes. Yes I am. Should my family be concerned? Probably-
Happy saturnalia my fellow Freaks-
random shit idiots welcome anthropology major histor minor G pronouns: all (I horde them like a dragon)
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