I Just Turned To My Bird And Went "ah Yes You Are A Magic Shitter My Glorious Bitch" Only For Feather

I just turned to my bird and went "ah yes you are a magic shitter my glorious bitch" only for feather to stare at me inconspicuously and start screaming in my ear as if I did not just complet her

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I Was Forced To Paint Over My Witchcraft...the Not Because My Very Christian Parents Fingered Out It

I was forced to paint over my witchcraft...the not because my very christian parents fingered out it was witchcraft no no no but because we're moving and they don't want someone to mistake there precious child's pritty symbols as satanic.

Because obviously there lovely little gremlin could never do something like that.....

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8 months ago

So I have nothing againsy a/b/o but I was scrolling through 803 finding my own business when all of a sudden THERES A FUCKING FOURTH ONE NOW LIKE WHAT THE FUCK ALPHA BETA AND OMEGA WEREN'T ENOUGH YOU HAD TO ADD DELTS THE FUCK DOSE THAT ONE DO?!?


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9 months ago

there was a cockrotch and now i wanna die

1 what the fuck are there cockrotches litterly everywhere in florida

2 why is it that when you go from lee county to collier them fuckers triple in size like ill be at college and get them and its nat as back cuz there like maby an inch on the larger side then I come home find one that's like 3 inches call it big and have my dad say that its actually one of the smaller one and I just HOW THE FUCK IS THAT WHANNA THE SMALLER ONES

3 i was already paranoid being jump scared by a cockrotch the size if my index finger is not helping


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A Bunch Of Peaces I Did For Dantes Inferno
A Bunch Of Peaces I Did For Dantes Inferno
A Bunch Of Peaces I Did For Dantes Inferno
A Bunch Of Peaces I Did For Dantes Inferno

A bunch of peaces I did for dantes inferno


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2 months ago

So I started using a cane and my initial thoughts for the first day using around campus all day are...

It makes nosie I didn't realize it would make that much noise how I didn't realize that while using it at home I don't know but out in public very aware of the clicking sound

My ankles still a little sore but like it dosnt Hurt just sore usually it hurts by now

My back hurts but that's unrelated I just forgot to where the brace

You can trip over a cane like you do your feet

So far anthropology professor is the only one who hasent brought attention to me using a cane now

I apparently can't use it for long on my right side before my rist hurts 🙃 but it feels unnatural to use it with my off hand at first

Neither knee hurts right now to that good


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This Was Kinda Rushed And I'm Not Sure I Like It I Might Either Keep Working On It Or Redo It

This was kinda rushed and I'm not sure I like it i might either keep working on it or redo it


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So I may be gender fluid but like 99% of the time me gender is just like eeh¯\_(ツ)_/¯ and so I'm like eh¯\_༼ ಥ ‿ ಥ ༽_/¯ and then I see nonbinary people do something adorable or Amazon or just exist and I go EH(≧▽≦) and it's like the uwu are calling me to join their forces and I cannot stop it


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I fucling love my professor, finals are next week and he let me hand in a paper today that was due 4 weeks ago


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3 months ago

I did a thing for art class the original is Salome by Alphonse Muslim

I Did A Thing For Art Class The Original Is Salome By Alphonse Muslim
I Did A Thing For Art Class The Original Is Salome By Alphonse Muslim
I Did A Thing For Art Class The Original Is Salome By Alphonse Muslim
I Did A Thing For Art Class The Original Is Salome By Alphonse Muslim
I Did A Thing For Art Class The Original Is Salome By Alphonse Muslim
I Did A Thing For Art Class The Original Is Salome By Alphonse Muslim
I Did A Thing For Art Class The Original Is Salome By Alphonse Muslim
I Did A Thing For Art Class The Original Is Salome By Alphonse Muslim

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    dumbass-smolgayitalian reblogged this · 2 years ago

random shit idiots welcome anthropology major histor minor G pronouns: all (I horde them like a dragon)

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