JOHN KNOWLES WHAT THE FUCK

The only reason there are pyramids in Egypt

is because they are too heavy to be carried to the British Museum

Me when I saw the Sully kids

vs

When I heard them call Jake Sir and saw him completely suck at parenting

Was this not the plot of ACOSF??

 ✨👑💄the feminine urge to tell boys I don't like Kanye💛💌✨

the feminine urge to create a new playlist for every fictional couple i read about

sometimes love is an atheist gang leader and a religious girl who’s the only saint he believes in

(Hinted spoiler?)

So I am, of course, upset for Violet

…but I am devastated for Sgaeyl.

y’all be giving her questionable qualities in some of the headcanons i see

the Blacks are sooo cunty. like wdym ur a problematic filthy rich family with a black sheep and a mamas boy who are both gay. the tabloids would eat this up.

on a scale of 'how lovely to be a woman' to 'mama who bore me' how well did you emotionally handle hitting puberty